Worst Jokes Ever
A farmer walks into his bedroom with his wife in bed with a sheep under his arm and says, "This is the pig I'm fucking." She says, "You idiot, that's a sheep!" He says, "Shut up, I wasn't talking to you."
What’s the difference between an apple and an orphan? The apples get picked! 🤪
Did you hear they’re making an Elmo toy to appeal to the Tourette’s crowd?
I believe it’s called the “Tic Me Elmo.”
What do you call a Muslim with Tourette’s? A ticcing time bomb.
What’s a guy with Tourette’s favorite app to use? Tiktok.
What does the door say to the doorbell?
The door said: "You dingus!"
Sally had 69 boobs, which was 222 many, 69,222. So she went to the doctor on 51st street, 69,222,51, who gave her pills. She took them 8 times a day, and now she is boobless.
Why did the snake eat a panda?
Technoblade be doing skyblock in heaven now.
Dude, Mississippi got a better K/D ratio than you.
What is the first thing you should always take care of first after a car crash?
The witnesses.
Yo, hairline go so far back they got their own fashion type.
Yo, hairline looking like a flight trajectory path.
I suck poop in my butthole, aka porn.
I went to the store and I saw no oranges, and I went to ask the cashier:
"Cashier: Which one?"
What do you call a person with 2 black eyes?
Nothing, you told them twice.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home, lol.
What's the bad version of "Fuck Nirvana, rape me?"
I like penis in my bum!
I've been sad recently that the Twin Towers aren't around, so I made the conclusion to build a time machine to watch it again.