Worst Jokes Ever
Little Johnny was told by his friend that if you go to your parents and say: "I know the truth," they give you money.
So Little Johnny says to his mum, "I know the truth," so his mum hands him 20 dollars and tells him not to tell anyone. So when Little Johnny’s dad gets home, Little Johnny says, "I know the truth." His dad hands him $50 and says not to tell anyone. So Little Johnny tries it on the postman and says, "I know the truth," and the postman says, "Come here, son."
What is an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang, because it comes back.
Should cishet people REALLY be watching Ranboo?
Bill really said "your body, my choice," like, my man, it's your body, MY choice.
It's been an hour since I crashed the tower.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Dear disabled people, just go to the settings and enable it!
I saw an orphan take a selfie... oh man, that was one alone family photo.
There is no "W" in the word "Africa," just like there is no water.
Bill Cosby on rape: "But, I heard, 'my body, my choice.'"
How do you name a disabled Asian?
Throw the wheelchair down the stairs.
Little Johnny walked into an ice cream shop and asked: "Do you have chocolate filled ice cream?"
The man replies: "We are out of that, sorry, we are almost out of every single flavor, do you want me to get you a vanilla filled one?"
Johnny replies: "Sure."
After that, the man asks for Johnny's phone and goes to back of the store. 5 minutes later, the man comes with an ice cream and Johnny's phone.
Johnny asks: "How much for the ice cream?"
The man replies: "Nothing, it's on the house."
After Johnny ate his delicious ice cream, he searched for his watch history. And then Johnny realized the flavor of the ice cream.
I have a better version of this joke.
How to make a plumber cry: Simple, kill his family. That’ll definitely turn on the waterworks.
What do you call an emo kid playing with fire?
Forgot to clean little piece of dust.
What do you call two emos spending time together?
Hanging out.
Your mom is so fat, when she asked, "What gift will I get?" Abuela from Encanto said, "Definitely Taco Bell!" 🌮🔔
Your mom is so fat nobody can compare her to anything.
What's the difference between an onion and a baby? I only tear up cutting the onion.
what do you call a rape victim in Ukraine?
Debris.
What music do depressed people listen to?
"I Believe I Can Fly."