Worst Jokes Ever
A blind man had an argument with a man in a wheelchair. The man in a wheelchair made fun of him saying, "look, there's a spider." The blind man simply said, "Step on it."
The first ever picture of a black hole got released. It sucks.
Yo mama so fat,
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When God said, "Let there be light," He saw your mum and said, "Let there be dark."
Me: How do cowboys say hello?
Friend: Howdy.
Me: How do deez nuts fit in your mouth?
Me: What are we doing in HPE?
Friend: Fitness.
Me: Fitting deez nuts in your mouth.
Me: What's the fifth month of the year?
Friend: May.
Me: May deez nuts fit in your mouth?
I kicked the shit out of Little Johnny.
How many orphans does it take to screw in a light bulb? None, they don't even got a home.
Why did Hitler go for handicap?
Because they can’t stand up for themselves.
6, 7, and 8 are all scared of 10, but 10 is also scared. Why was 10 scared?
Because it was stuck between 9 and 11.
Why was Elon Musk unable to land a job as a television host at NBC?
His own car cannot catch up with Jay Leno's Corvette!
There's a new game in the arcade where kids can hit raging paedophiles with a mallet: Whack-A-Jack, oh!
How do you know Johnny Depp finished his meal?
When you see fifty empty bottles of wine on his front doorstep.
Roses are red, violets are blue, you know what else is violent? Suicide with me and you.
What did Donald Trump serve to Justin Trudeau at a state dinner?
Poutine with Russian dressing!
I was reading a book one day when I suddenly heard a sound. It was the Grim Reaper. I ignored it and continued reading my book. Suddenly, I realized that I was one of the main characters, which, at the end, dies.
I used to like fireworks, but I'm dead now. Fireworks look like a charm if you don't mind something a little ghostly.
What lies beneath your nose and is being picked on? Your boogers.
Your friend is so fat, when he took the group pic, he was the background.
What did the lettuce say when she is popping the champagne?
I gave a blind kid a gun and said it was a hairdryer.