Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the Secret Service detain Johnny Depp at the White House?
Because he was about to kick the cabinet.
I'd love to move to a country ruled by Scott Stapp of Creed. Not only is it a place with golden streets, but it also welcomes people of all kinds with arms wide open.
What's the difference between Lana Del Rey and Milli Vanilli?
Milli Vanilli won a Grammy.
Did you hear about the new Oasis restaurant?
Every time you order soup, you got a roll with it.
Johnny Depp, Michael Jackson, and Marilyn Manson all walk into a bar. The bartender says, "Why don't you take a seat, right over there?" Turns out the bartender was Chris Hansen himself.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and Eminem? Eminem was never proven to beat his wife in court, but Johnny Depp was.
Why are priests called father? Because it's too sus to call them daddy!
What's Juice WRLD's favorite place to shop at?
Answer: Forever 21.
Why don't orphans play baseball?
Because they can't find home.
What did the doctor say to the Chinese man?
"Some ting wong."
How many Mexicans does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
Only Juan.
How many white guys does it take to screw a lightbulb?
None. They hire me to do it.
What’s a Mexican's favorite sport?
Cross-country.
#shorts
If you're happy and you know it, f*** your mom.
Your mama's so fat when she sat on the toilet, the toilet said, "A, B, C, D, E, F, G, get your fat ass off of me!"
Your mama is so fat when Santa went down the chimney he said, "Ho, ho, ho, holy shit, you're fatter than me, bitch!"
I was going to make alligator last night, but I noticed I only have a crockpot. 🤣
What's the difference between parents and a boomerang?
The boomerang comes back from the store with milk.
I say, punch an orphan. What are they going to do, tell their parents?