Worst Jokes Ever

I got carded at a liquor store, and my Blockbuster card accidentally fell out. The cashier said, "Never mind."

Why can't orphans go to spelling bees? Because they can't spell "home."

Why do orphans hate smart kids?

Because the smart kids get their parents' attention.

I traded my sister for a slice of pizza. Damn, that pizza was good!

What did Cinderella say when she got to the ball? "Olgh..."

"If you yeet one thing that has been yoted, the yeet gods will help you" - Chris Tyson, MrBeast's friend, and your mom >:)

I don't like Roblox Adopt Me. It reminds me of my past.

If they made a movie about your sex life, what would it be?

In Afghanistan, it would be "Twelve Years a Slave!" 🤣

You know, it takes a lot of balls to successfully compete in women’s sports as a man.

This dwarf was being mean to me, so I said, "When you get home, I hope Snow White kicks the shit out of you."

What do you call a gay dinosaur?

A mega-sore-ass.

What do you call a lesbian dinosaur?

A-lick-a-lot-of-puss.

What do you call sweaty titties?

Humititties.

What do you call a whale on a beach?

Banked.

What do emos do when they meet up?

They hang out.

Q: What does an orphan call a selfie of themself?

A: A family portrait.

What do dark humor and kids with cancer have in common? They never get old.

What do Emos say when they trick-or-treat?

"Boo-hoo!"

I was shocked when I found out my toaster was not waterproof.

Don’t challenge Death to a pillow fight. Unless you’re prepared for the reaper cushions.