Worst Jokes Ever
El/11: Ego, My Lego.
When they said Titanic was "unsinkable," then they said, "The World Trade Centers was uncollapsible."
People on the Titanic were cracking up at my jokes, so did the Titanic. No, really, the Titanic cracked in half!
What's Jack's favorite flower? A rose.
I scanned an emo girl's arm the other day. Now I own her, only 3.99 with tax. That's a steal and a half, woopeeee!
Q: What's a ship's least favorite food? A: Iceburg-ers
What is Stephen Hawking's favorite food? Beef stroganoff.
Nepali people are so fucking racist, like I want them all to be extinct.
All Nepali love momos.
How do you get into Hogwarts? Through the Dumble Door.
What do you call a room with no doors?
A man found a chest full of gold, so he went to go tell his wife, only to remember why he was digging.
What do Indians call their father when they are born?
Data.
What's the difference between me and Elizabeth Afton?
Her dad always comes back.
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple...
An apple has a family tree.
Did you hear about the dwarf that had his wallet stolen? Just how low can you get?
"You are stupid. You can’t even ride a baby pony!"
A 17 year old pregnant Juanita flew all the way to NY from TX to get an abortion. Initially, she was denied the procedure because she wasn't COVID boosted, but after she explained the father was religious and wanted to be involved, they quickly resolved the threat.
What does Pikachu and an orphan have in common?
Pikachu, I choose you!
Why do people think Jesus is going to come back? He wasn’t nailed to a fucking boomerang!