Worst Jokes Ever
Why are bees' hair sticky?
Because they use honeycombs!
I have always hated stairs; they’re always up to something. 👻
Where do feminists go when they die? "Hell's Kitchen."
You got the whole crowd of people laughing when looking at you.
That face needing some laughing pills.
Why was Stephen Hawking always like this 🫠?
Because he didn’t have emojis on his computer.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they have already lost 2 towers!
Who are the fastest readers?
911, they went through 110 stories in 8 seconds.
Why were the people in 911 devastated?
They ordered extra flavored pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
Happy birthday to you, you look like a ball, can’t fit in my jaws, I try to suck it.
If you're ever angry, go ahead and punch an orphan. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
How do you win a game of musical chairs? You steal the chair!
Two lepers meet on the street.
First says "How are you doing?"
Second says "Mustn't crumble!"
Ever heard of iLadies? I laid deez nutz on yo' face!
I used to keep asking a woman if I can rape her until she got so annoyed and said, "Stop asking me."
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
You're a copycat from Ballarat You smell like a rat, you wear a hat and you are shaped like a baseball bat.
Song by John Rizk
Badminton: Your breath is so bad that you have to take a mint before you go on Fortnite.
Can an orphan child be arrested for vandalism, or will the officers ask for their parents to talk to?
Why can’t orphans use computers?
Because they don’t have a homepage.
What happens when you work in the Twin Towers? It connects to airplane WiFi.