Judge: We shall now sentence you for the murder of your parents. Accused: Please consider a lenient sentence, your honor. Judge: But why? Accused: Because I’m an orphan
What's a name orphans hate to be called?
"Homie."
What is an orphan's role model?
Batman.
My friend just got hit by a car and is now in a wheelchair. He is getting bullied, but I don’t understand why he just can’t stand up for himself.
What kind of overalls does Mario wear?
Denim-denim-denim!
What do you call a flying Aboriginal?
Boong 747.
"Mom, these balloons are hard to blow."
"Son, stay out of the drawer."
Even your mother can never fix your hairline, just God.
Two people are in a restaurant. Person #1 doesn’t order anything, and Person #2 orders a chili.
Person #1: “Aren’t you gonna eat your bowl of chili?”
Person #2: “No, you can have it.”
Person #1: “Ok, thanks...”
Person 1 starts eating his food only to find half of a dead rat! He vomits all of the food back into the bowl.
Person #2: “That’s about as far as I got too!”
Yo, your hairline is so small that you're bald.
Your hairline is so dusty that it got musty.
Yo hairline goes so back it touches Jupiter.
What war did Africa not win? The water fight.
"Rock-a-bye baby on the treetop, When the wind blows, the baby will drop. Then the baby will lay on the ground, Not moving a muscle, not making a sound."
Why did the penis go fly?
Because a girl sucked it too hard, it went flying away.
What were Stephen Hawking's last words?
"Windows 10 shutting down."
What's the difference between being gay and straight? Well, it is the hole.
i raped a dog. When asked how her experience was, she said ruff
What's the difference between me and the rest of America?
I love one and hate the other.
I hate this website. It sucks. Like if you agree!
