Worst Jokes Ever
Is Google a male or female?
Female because it doesn’t let you finish your sentences before making a suggestion.
7-Eleven
8-Eleven
9/11
How did the flapjack feel when syrup was drizzled on him?
Butter.
After Monday and Tuesday, even the calendar says "WTF!"
Not funny, guys!
Why can’t the blind man find love?
It’s called love at first sight.
Singing in the shower is fun, until you get soap in your mouth.
Then it's a soap opera.
Will Smith slapped your hairline to space.
Why do orphans read BL or GL?
Cause they get to see what it’s like with a mummy or daddy.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because he wanted to get to the other side.
What do Kurt Cobain and an emo kid have in common?
They both smell like "Teen Spirit."
What did a Jedi say to Darth Vader? "You're not my father, I am yours!"
How do stars get their name?
By a black hole because it's sueeeee!
What did the star say? It's Star Trek.
What do orphans get at restaurants?
The family meal.
"You’re the milk to my cookies."
Your mum has balls.
I feel bad for the people who died in 2001. Those poor terrorists died doing their job.
Did you know that in 2001 there was an Among Us game, except that it was on a plane and had two imposters.
The S in America stands for safe.