Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A woman prayed to be a mother everyday for many years until she crossed a road without looking and got hit by a woman driver and died.

When she met God, she asked Him, "How come you didn't answer my prayers?"

God replied, "I did. I kept sending men to rape you, but you kept on choosing to destroy my creations by having an abortion."

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I will unplug your life support to kill my mum and then give her blood so she can bleed more.

I'll unplug your life support for my phone that's about to die.

My joke is your life support getting unplugged because my phone is about to die.

They say people are 75% water.

But I’m 75% an orphan and 25% useless.

You have five seconds to kill me. 1... 2... 3... 4... Thank you. I can rest now. WAIT, HOW AM I TALKING?????????????????????

Bleach solves so many problems:

Stains, dirty dishes, messes, and overpopulation of orphans.

Have you ever wondered why orphans hate milk?

'Cause their dad never came back with it.