Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Bye, I'm Paul Badman. Did you know that you don't have rights? The Articles of Confederation say you don't, and so do I. I believe that until proven innocent, every woman, man, and adult in this country is guilty. And that's why I don't fight for you, Santa Fe!

What does the handicapped man say to the cops when he’s mistaken for a criminal: "Don't shoot, I'm unarmed!"

How do you scare a lot of people in New York?

Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."

These days, dating life is hard. You put yourself out there, and it's hard to find someone. The only thing to do is turn to family.

Why can’t an orphan go on a field trip?

'Cause they need a parent's signature.

What do you call it when you rickroll someone in the LGBTQ?

You just got fruit-rolled.

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    • Just a pickup line.

    "Ayo, bbg, are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in."

    This is just a bad emo pickup line, lmao.

    Are you Maria? 'Cause you can sure as hell count ME in!

    So the Devil decided to go to McDonald's and grab some lunch. What does he get?

    A hot and spicy McChicken and three six-piece nuggets.

    Why did Michael Jackson die?

    Because I have a new phone number, and he does not know.

    A man walks into his bedroom where his wife is carrying a sheep under her arm and says, "This is the pig I've been fucking."

    Wife says, "That's not a pig; that's a sheep, dumbass."

    Husband says, "I was talking to the sheep."