If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Worst Jokes Ever
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy."
I have a joke about doors, but you can't handle it!😂
Don’t criticize someone until you’ve walked a mile in their shoes.
So, when you criticize them, they won’t be able to hear you from that far away. Plus, you’ll have their shoes.
If I ever stuff up a post, please let me be. I do have ADHD, short-term memory disorder, and dyscalculia, so please remember that no one likes to be picked on for things that they can't control.
Dads are like boomerangs... I hope...
Why does Stephen Hawking need some screens?
He needs to win those Fortnite tournaments and get to Champions League.
"Being broke is a disease, stay the fuck away from me."
I can’t take credit for this joke; it’s not mine.
Remember that time Joe Biden fell off his bike? He said it’s not his fault. He blamed the tires for being too inflated.
Eminem: "He don't even know his own father." Orphans: Dang, wish I could listen to that. Eminem: At least you have a rap God to call father.
Kid: I forgot to flush the toilet, sorry I just forgot.
Adult: Just like your parents forgot YOU 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
Your hairline is so bent, the McDonald's logo hairline made fun of it.
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Q: Why can't orphans do homework? A: They don't have a home to do it at.
Your forehead is big. God said dude that's bigger than me and I'm infinitely big!
My friend playing truth or dare asked me: "Dare".
My friends: "I dare you to go home."
If you're bored, pull a Technoblade, bully orphans.
What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why did the orphan fail in baseball?
He couldn't find home.
Why do orphans like Spider-Man?
'Cause they really enjoy Far From Home and No Way Home. Damn, was he mad about Spider-Man Homecoming!
Why was the computer late for work?
He had a hard drive.
What’s Emos favourite bacci?
Cutters choice.
