Worst Jokes Ever
The people in the tower ordered a pepperoni pizza, but all they got was a plane.
I asked a child where their parents were. They started to cry. I laughed and walked out of an orphanage.
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What do you call a terrible bus company?
Stagecoach Highlands.
You're so goddamn stupid, you thought Dunkin' Donuts was a basketball team.
What's a ninja's favorite type of shoes?
Sneakers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Because they can't find home.
Why can't an orphan build a website? Because it won't have a homepage.
Why was 6 afraid of 7? Because 7, 8, 9.
Do you know why 10 was scared? Because he was between 9/11.
What do you call a dog with no legs?
Disabled.
Hello. What can I get you? A knife, mustard, Marella, gorilla?
What is deez + nuts = deez nuts, ha!
All my 9/11 jokes crash and burn.
What do you call a kid going fast on a wheelchair?
Hot Wheels.
Wanna hear a joke? Me.
All my friends live in a forest. It's called Aokigahara.
Everyone else seems to have met my dad. I only have the mugshots.
Did you know Helen Keller had a dollhouse in her backyard?
No, and neither did she.
My fucking balls hurt so god damn bad, oh my god!
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.