Why did your daddy not come back with the milk?
Because you have no dad because your dad never loved you.
Worst Jokes Ever
I was in class doing sex education. We were learning about sexual stereotypes.
My teacher turns to the class and asks, "If anyone could tell him what a sexual stereotype was?"
So I raised my hand and said, "Asians have small penis." He looked at me and said, "Very good, but I was looking for a definition."
What do you call a wheelchair person with a gun? Special ops.
The best way to tell someone that you don't like them is by texting them "370HSSV 0773H" and tell them to read it upside down.
BF: Babe, I have two questions.
GF: Ok, ask!
BF: Where have you been all my life?
GF: Aww, that's so sweet. And the second question?
BF: Can you please go back there?
GF: What do you think of our love?
BF: Count the stars in the sky.
GF: Aww... It's infinity!
BF: Nope. It's just a waste of time.
I tried phone sex once. But the holes were too small.
What do girls and noodles have in common?
They both wiggle when you eat them.
If you drop something, make your short friend get it.
First date be like:
Me: "I work with animals every day."
Her: "Oh, how sweet! What is it exactly that you do with them?"
Me: "I'm a butcher."
I was gonna make a joke about Mexicans but honestly, it crosses the line.
You're just big and good.
Why can't America play chess?
There are missing two towers.
Your mama so fat, the scale said, "Only one person at a time, please!"
Feminists think men hate them. MEN HATE FEMINIST KARENS. We already have equal rights. It wasn't always like that, but that was in the past. So, fuck feminists.
(Like if you hate feminists.)
What's the best cheese in the world?
Dick cheese.
I'm so emo, my blood is black.
How do you get an emo kid out of a tree? Cut the rope.
When I wear all black, I'm not emo. I'm a rainbow, 'cause I'm wearing all the colors. #Science
Your mom's a whore, and so are you!
