Worst Jokes Ever
How do you make Olaf hard? You tickle his snowballs.
Yo mama so fat that when she went to take a crap... she couldn't even take a crap!
What happens to Freedom Towers if they got hit? They stepped in Ground Zero.
What's pink, red, and silver and bumps into walls?
A baby with forks in its eyes.
How many babies does it take to paint the side of a barn?
Depends on how hard you throw them.
I made a website about orphans.
It didn’t have a homepage though.
I arrived at basketball and I asked little Jimmy if he brought the basketballs, and he said, "Nope, but I got two right here!"
Gimme a nickel or I'll tickle your pickle!
What did the blond say about the new iPhone?
Krabby Patty jizz sandwich.
Knock knock.
Who’s there?
An interrupting cow.
And inter-moo!
What do you call a blind Nazi?
A Not-See!
The emo kid went to give a tree a high five.
The tree left him hanging.
What would Hitler be called if he abused women? Hither!
Hello people. I've seen your jokes are as immature as hell. Keep going with those jokes, people. We might earn the funniest jokes on this website.
I was playing hangman, and I gave up on the word "LIFE".
Suicide isn't a joke. It's called "parkour gone wrong."
I see a kid crying in the park, right? So I go up to him and say, "Hey, where are your parents?" and he says, "Well, my dad left to get the milk and never came back, and my mother died in a plane crash in the Bermuda Triangle."
What is an orphan's favorite movie? Hint, not Home Alone. It's actually Batman, 'cause they are 50% the same as him.
Why do orphans go to church?
So they have someone to call father.
There is gonna be a huge party at the orphanage tonight because the parents ain't home.