What’s the difference between a baby and an onion?
I cry peeling onions!
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What do you call an Asian man flying a plane?
A pilot, you racist fuck!
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Everyone put your age here.
I kick a soccer ball at someone in a wheelchair. Now we're playing Rocket League.
What do blind kids and orphans have in common?
Neither can see their parents.
Q: Why do orphans love boomerangs?
A: Because they actually come back.
This boy in my high school choir class had a decently big forehead, so I leaned in and said, "You know, if you painted an H on your forehead, maybe Kobe would've landed."
My back is straighter than I am, and I literally have scoliosis.
You wanna know how to get rid of potential scam callers?
Next time you get a call from them, just answer the phone and say, "Pizza Hut abortion clinic, where yesterday's loss is today's sauce, how may I help you?"
What's worse than sticking 12 raw oysters up your grandma's pussy and sucking them out?
Sticking 12 raw oysters up there and sucking out 13.
What's worse than waking up with a penis drawn on your face?
Finding out it was traced.
An orphan came out of the closet to their parents as gay. Oh wait...
Why do orphans eat dry cereal for breakfast?
They're still waiting for their dad to come back with the milk.
There is one difference between autistic kids and vegetarians.
They're both vegetables in serotonin ways.
Are you a toaster?
Because I wanna take a bath with you.
Fun fact: The max comments on a joke on this website is 1000! (LINK IN COMMENTS FOR PROOF)
Who wants to buy my new NFT?
Emos are dark people....
...So why are they all white?
Goths are even darker...
SO WHY ARE THEY WHITER!?
If you can't stand the heat, sit!
