Worst Jokes Ever
Why did the orphan commit a crime?
Because they wanted to be wanted!
What is the difference between an orphan and a mailman?
The mailman goes home at the end of the day.
What’s the best cure for not wanting to go to work?
Suicide.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Their dad didn't come back with the milk.
I'm throwing an orgy for people on antidepressants.
Let me know if you can't cum.
Why did the child die? To see God, our father.
Why do orphans love elevators?
They raise people!
Why do orphans never wake up in the morning? Their dad can’t wake them up.
Why do orphans hate Christmas?
Father Christmas isn’t a thing.
The walking dead.
A man died and went to heaven. Every time you cheat, you get a worse car.
The first man cheated 5 times; he got a Jeep. The second man cheated 3 times; he got a BMW. The third man never cheated; he got a Lamborghini.
The second man saw the third man sad. He said, "Why are you sad?" The third man said, "I saw my wife with a scooter."
I walked past an orphanage, the orphans started to call me names, and I said, "At least I have a family!"
I don't know what to write here, just like...
Why do orphans hate family-size candy?
Because they can't share it with their family.
It's opposite day today. I'm gonna tell an orphan that their parents are here.
Bring out your weapons, people.
It's bullying time.
If anyone's joke here says "burn in hell," I will mimic your account for the rest of your life.
I say these jokes are life saving material. Who's with me?
Why do orphans hate dad jokes? They never return.
You call it a school shooting.
I call it an unfair shootout.