Worst Jokes Ever

The Good Old Days.

You don't appreciate a lot of stuff in school until you get older. Little things like being spanked every day by a middle-aged woman: Stuff you pay good money for in later life.

What do you call emos that live in the Bahamas?

Tropical depressions.

#RIPBOZO

Knock, knock.

Who's there?

Twins.

Twins who?

Twins go boom boom today on 9/11.

TommyInnit said, "Long live the Queen." Look at where she's at now.

My mom said you failed school. I said, "Don't be surprised, I'm a retard, Mom."

Me: 911. You: You died 9/11.

I hate Russian dolls. They're so full of themselves.

I would make a joke about your mom, but cows are sacred in my country.

Your mom #69.

Well, yo mama is fat, and when she loses weight, all the food that she has is hers, but the Africans get none.

I got them red Gucci bracelets.

"What happened to your arm?" "Oh, uh... I became a gacha emo."

Why do dads take time to get?

Milk?

What do teachers eat? They eat square stuff.

Why don't orphans have a site page?

Because there's no home page.

I like abusing orphans, what are they gonna do, tell their parents?

I like 7/11 because it's like 9/11.

What does 6 tell 7?

"GET THE FUCK AWAY FROM ME!"

My grandfather said my generation relies too much on technology. So I unplugged his life support. (ref)