It’s almost take her to Spirit Halloween, and then rail her in a spooky mask season.
Her: eat my ass Me: Yes chef!
She’s got 20 dudes in her DMs telling her she is pretty. Stand out, call her ugly.
What is a pedophile’s favorite part about Halloween?
Free delivery.
What do pimps and farmers have in common?
They both need a hoe to stay in business.
"Hey, don’t take my toy! What are you going to tell your parents?"
Your hairline goes so far back even Dora the Explorer couldn’t find it.
Today, I dreamt about giving head to Johnny Depp.
Then I woke up and realized that I forgot to roll my windows up when passing through the New Jersey Turnpike.
Johnny Depp once said in an interview: "I get older, my girlfriends stay the same age."
Maybe Johnny Depp's soulmate isn't born yet. We'll see in 20-25 years.
"Goodness, that's what Post Malone sounds like?"
"Give me some pre-Malone hip hop any day!"
I don't blame Amber Heard for wanting Elon Musk, especially if Johnny Depp is hairy and smells like a port-o-potty full of cigarettes and gunsmoke.
Hello guys
Did you know Helen Keller had a sister?
Neither did she.
I don’t usually tell 911 jokes the usually crash and burn
What’s the only reason Emos drink?
To get hungover.
I would tell a Biden joke except everyone would not stop falling asleep (including him).
What is an orphan's least favorite snack?
"Dots HOMESTYLE Pretzels!"
Kid: Mom! You lied to me!
Mom: When?
Kid: You told me that my little brother was an Angel!
Mom: Sooo?
Kid: Then why didn’t he fly when I threw him off the balcony?
Mom: WHAT!!!??!!
Why do orphans go to public schools?
Who’s going to homeschool them?
Why didn’t the orphan see the new movie?
It was spider man no way home
