Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between bounties and orphans?
The bounty is wanted.
So, my sister is a feminist. I asked her, "Do you want to hear a rape joke?" She said no. I still decided to force one down her throat anyway.
Mickey: I want a divorce!
Minney: Are you fricking crazy?
Mickey: No, I'm fricking Daisy!
I'm gonna blow out your lungs faster than Joe Biden thinks is possible with a 9mm.
Yo, edgeline go so far back that I can now mow a lawn perfectly.
A wise man once told me: "If you poke the bear in prison, the bear will happily return the favor when it's time to shower."
Why are Americans so bad at Clash of Clans? Because they already lost two towers.
What do you call a squad of emo kids?
Suicide Squad.
Why don't Indians play soccer?
Because every time they take a corner, they open up a shop.
What's the difference between Donald Trump and an orange?
The orange tastes good.
What do you get when you cross an elephant and a rhino?
El, if I know.
Twin Towers are mad. Instead of hotdogs, they got "plain."
Found this girl in Hawaii.
Put a stick up her ass and she said, "Ayi."
Your hairline is so ugly, it's stretching down to Bikini Bottom.
Nah c'mon guys, we don't let jokes like this fly around here.
"Your mum has very small balls. Congrats! I told her, your balls are bigger than your husband's."
I got detention yesterday because I called the group of emo kids the suicide squad.
One time I saw a kid crying, so I asked him where his parents were. God, I love working at an orphanage!
Why do you always high five the emo person? 'Cause you can't just leave them hanging.
One time I went to high-five someone. I've been left hanging ever since.