What's the difference between an apple and an orphan? One is always picked.
Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so fat, when she stepped on the scale it said, "To Be Continued."
Ayo wassup Nicka. AWWWW SHIET!
A man went hunting with his son and shot an animal.
The father asks the son to identify the animal he just shot, and the son answers: "Holy Cow!"
Father: "What do you mean, 'Holy Cow?'"
Son: "You shot a hole in the cow, of course!"
He sings, he dances, be he also HE HE.
Chuck Norris once killed 50 people with a grenade. Then he threw the grenade.
Mom, what happens if you swear at a church?
Well, honey, a tee posing nun with glowing red eyes and nunchucks will beat you.
What's an orphan's favorite toy?
A boomerang because it's the only thing that comes back to it.
There was an emo kid in their room, boom, they're all gone, now.
Why can't a kid with ADHD shoot a gun?
Their focus is always off.
Dark jokes are like gay people, Not everyone likes them.
She's a 10, but she doesn't like sex.
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs. 🤣🤣 LOL
This disabled girl started rolling after me, so I ran to the stairs.
So an emo shot themselves, and so the detective decides to ask why, but it just goes in one ear and out the other.
What do dentists play at their practice?
Dental records.
Y'all smell like ass!
Imagine.
An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
