Worst Jokes Ever
What store does an orphan hate?
Family Tree.
What do gay guys and priests have in common?
They are both gay in their own ways.
What’s the difference between Jeffrey Dahmer and a priest?
They both like lil' boys.
Don’t orphans work at Dollar Tree?
Cause it’s a family business.
Girl: Hey.
Orphan: Hi.
Girl: Wanna be friends?
Orphan: Sure.
Girl: Ok, and go ask your parents if we can have a sleep over.
I like looking at BDSM Ariana Grande :)
789.
Like if you know an orphan.
What is a dirty minded Harry Potter fan's favorite spell before the deed? Dickus Embigus!
Q: How do you blind a woman?
A: You put a windshield in front of her.
Q: What is the difference between a battery and a woman?
A: A battery has a positive side.
Q: What's the difference between a knife and a woman arguing?
A: A knife has a point.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie?
Home.
Once there was this kid that wanted to shower with his dad, so his dad said yes. Then he asked, "What is that?" and his dad said it's a chow chow train.
The next day, he wanted to shower with his mom, so she said yes. He asked again, "What is that?" and she said it was a tunnel with light.
The same day, he wanted to sleep with them, and they said yes.
In the middle of the night, he woke up and told his mom to turn on the light because the chow chow train is going in.
Sorry but, no one asked.
Yo mama so UGLY... at the strip club... people pay her... to keep her clothes ON!!!
ADHD stands for Attention Deficit Hey Donut.
When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.
Me watching a World War 2 documentary.
Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!
What do you call a white bucket?
A pail.