Worst Jokes Ever
Guys, stop telling orphan jokes, soon they're gonna tell they're par... oh wait, never mind, carry on.
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Roses are red, violets are blue, when I saw you I thought you can mix too.
Some people say I'm rude, but I think I'm pretty nice because the other day I saw this kid crying on the road and I asked him where his parents were. I just love looking at an orphanage.
Why do orphans never get a car?
Because their parents need to buy them one.
What was JFK's favorite school TV show?
BrainPop.
Why did the orphan cross the road?
Not to see his parents.
What does a baby and a grenade have in common?
They both make noise after you throw them.
Why do cannibals love sex? They can make their own food.
How do you turn a Chinese person into an American? Put a bag of ice on their eyes.
Did you know you don't actually wash your hands?
They wash each other while you stand there looking at them like a creep.
Waiter: "Here you go, one medium-rare steak."
Me: "I like it well done."
Waiter: "Thanks, that means a lot!"
I am Buzz Aldrin, the second man to walk on the moon.
Neil before me.
Why are orphans so successful?
When they were told to go big or go home, they only had one option.
The dark side of kid songs:
You got a friend in me... you got a friend in me!
Kidnapper: Hey kid, your parents told me to pick you up.
Kid: Sir, this is an orphanage.
Kidnapper: ...
You know stairs, right? The dark... My there is something. I know that if you fall down the stairs, your balls will be crushed!
Why does Sans say "I got a bone to pick with you?"
Because he needs to pick your balls.
What is Jeffrey Dahmer's favorite restaurant?
Five Guys.