An orphan goes into a bar, and the bartender says, "I'm sorry, you need parent permission to enter."
Worst Jokes Ever
What did Stephen Hawking say when he died?
Boo Boo Doo.
What type of flower do you give an orphan?
A self-raising [flour].
Guy, it was so weird yesterday. I saw a guy, and he kept repeating the same thing over and over. I hate people with dementia. I told my mom to get a new mirror, but she won’t listen to me. It’s almost like I said it like 20 times every time I say it.
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey guys, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
"Oh, hey, do you know I saw a guy with dementia?"
I can't believe the suicide hotline put my cousin on hold. They left him hanging.
If you're bored, punch an orphan. What are they gonna do? Tell their parents?
Your mom is FAAAAAAAAAT as FUCK.
Your forehead is so big that you dream on IMAX.
I was beefing with a dude in a wheelchair, so I took his wheelchair and threw it across the street and told him, "Walk it off, you will be fine."
Why do orphans play tennis?
Because it's the only love they get.
Banana joke?
Where does a banana learn to split?
At sundae school!
What do you call a chomo on the road? Roadkill.
Why did the wetback cross the river? To get to the US.
What do you call an Asian? A stupid gook.
How did the blind boy's parents punish him?
Rearrange the furniture.
Ask someone if they are a rhino. If they say yes, tell them "so you're horny." And if they reply yes again, block them from your life entirely.
Poop and balls through the walls!
Guess what?
Guess what?
Chicken butt.
Got them!
