Worst Jokes Ever
Me: Bro, I don't think the Twin Towers will ever order pizza again.
Friend: Why?
Me: Because when they ordered pepperoni, all they got was plane.
What do you call a kid in a wheelchair that you push in a fire? Hot Wheels.
Why did Jeffery Dahmer not eat old people?
He does not like roasted vegetables.
Why is a priest different from acne?
Acne waits to come on your face.
Emo girls are bad, but what's worse? Cutting yourself.
What do old people and meth heads have in common? They usually trip over their balls.
Where does the orphan go when he's done with school? To the cemetery.
What did the orphan say to his parents?
I'm tripping balls right now!
I made a website for orphans; it does not have home pages, though.
I kicked a ball into someone. Now I got a red card.
How does the next train stop for a depressive person? Death.
Why do priests play Geometry Dash? Cuz they can beat Demons.
What's the favorite song of an Emo?
"Chain Hang Low."
I wanted to make a joke about homework, but sadly, I'm an orphan.
How do you make it hard for a rapist who is trying to rape you? Rub it.
You can say he is not your type until you realize your type is not typing.
It's not Minecraft.
It's Ourcraft!
Why are all orphans criminals?
Because they want to know what it's like to be wanted.
Please welcome Mozart's The Magic Flute...
In A minor.
Why was the snowman looking through a bag of carrots?
He was picking his nose.