Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

Who is the world's fastest reader?

The Twin Towers, they blew through 86 stories in 5 seconds.

Why did the Twin Towers get mad?

They ordered pepperoni pizza, but got plane.

I burnt down an orphanage and then showed an orphan the orphanage that I burned down, and he loved it. Not really, though.

Why aren't orphans scared of getting in trouble at school?

Because they can't call their parents.

What falls first, an apple or an Emo kid?

An apple, because the Emo has a rope holding them.

The school shooter: "I finally found you worthless crybabies!!"

The Quiet Kid: "How are a bag of chips and a mac11 the same?"

The school shooter: "I don't know."

The Quiet kid: "When you pull them out everybody wants to be your friend."

A cop pulls me over and asks if I have been drinking.

I'm an honest person and say yes, I did, so I take off my sunglasses and tell him that I now had 2 glasses less.