Worst Jokes Ever

When the guy next to you says that he kind of agrees with the villain.

Me watching a World War 2 documentary.

Your hairline is so close to Earth, it's 100 million lightyears away!

What do you call a white bucket?

A pail.

Orphans are the best people to bully. They have no parents.

My wife made electric eel for supper. I was shocked!

Me: Are you an orphan?

Orphan: Yes, what gave me away?

Me: Your parents.

When the kid in the wheelchair scares you... you wheelie scared me.

What do you call a lamp that molests young boys? A Jacko Lantern!

What did the people in 9/11 say when they got the wrong pizza? Man, they got it wrong, I wanted this shitty plane!

I asked my orphan friend what his movie is, he said "Spiderman: No Way Home." I said, "Probably because it's so relatable, right?" He started crying. I don't know why.

What do priests and McDonald's have in common? They both like putting their meat in between 5-year-old buns.

Bobby had 54 dicks (54).

He took 33 pills a month (5433).

Once he ran out of pills, he was left with 45 dicks (543345).

(Flip the calculator once you got the full number. 543345! He's got a lot!

Are you a gun because I want to live with you?

Me: "The villain has a point, you know."

Everyone else watching the WW2 documentary:

What does McDonald's and priests have in common?

They put their meat inside 10 year olds.

Mijn penis is lang lmao.

What goes cackle, cackle, *bonk*?

A witch laughing its head off.

The "W" in Africa stands for water.

My dad died in 9/11. I'll always remember his last words:

Allah hu akbar.

I specialize in jokes about orphans. What are they going to do? Tell their parents?