Worst Jokes Ever
What do you call a family photo with an orphan?
A selfie.
Orphan: Can I go outside?
Coworker at orphanage: Go ask your mom.
Orphan: WAWAWAWAWAW
"Stand up for yourself! Oh, come on, walk it off."
What does a cannibal call a pregnant woman?
A kinder surprise.
What does the Catholic Church and Worstjokesever.com have in common?
They're both full of child groomers.
What flour do you buy an orphan?
Self-raising flour.
Did you hear about the blonde who walked into a bar?......... It hurt.
"Ching Chong ling long suck my ding dong."
Yo mama so ugly that she gives Freddy Krueger nightmares.
My mom told me to help her with the laser, but it was opposite day, so I pushed her down.
She said help, so I kicked her.
My wife and I were out to dinner and the waitress started flirting with me.
"She obviously has COVID," my wife said.
"Why?" I asked.
My wife replied with a sneer, "Because she has no taste!"
The doctor gave me one year to live, so I shot him. The judge gave me 15 years. Problem solved.
What’s an orphan’s favourite movie?
Spider-Man: Homecoming.
What’s an orphan’s favorite school event?
Homecoming.
Why did the lonely fish get a detention? Because he left the school.
I got a detention because I told an emo kid to "hang in there."
Like it if you judge people's hairlines.
What's the difference between economy and Vietnamese?
Economy doesn't work.
I found this game, it's like flappy bird: https://terrorist.group/
Your hairline is so far back that I didn’t know you had a hairline.