Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's least favorite movie? Home.
What do you call a nacho that isn't yours?
Nacho cheese.
What did the north tower say to the south tower during the summer? Get ready for fall!
Why did the plane cross the road? To get to the other tower.
What do you call someone that no one loves?
An orphan.
Why did the deer cross the road? Its friends deered it to.
What do you call a nerd in space?
A space nerd.
What do you call the closest plant to the sun? The hot ball.
What do you call a student in space?
An astrodent.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants.
What is money called on the moon?
Mooney.
What gets hard when tugged and fits perfectly in between boobs... A seatbelt.
What is the difference between a gay man and a fridge? A fridge doesn't moan when you put meat in it.
If you think vanilla and chocolate ice cream is just light and dark mode.
Why don't we have female magicians?
'Cause the last ones got hanged.
Did you just come from a bakery? Because you’ve got the hottest pair of buns I’ve seen all week.
What do you call a bunch of white guys sitting on the bench?
The NBA.
Why do horny, deaf girls wear tight pants?
So you can read her lips.
Amber Heard morning schedule:
- Wake up - Eat breakfast - Take a shit - Get out of bed - Shower
Why is it hard to break up with a Japanese girl?
Because you have to drop the bomb twice for her to get it.