Worst Jokes Ever
Why can you hit orphans?
Because they can't tell their parents.
What’s the difference between 9/11 and a cow?
You can’t milk a cow for 15 years.
Why can't America play chess?
They're already missing 2 towers.
What did the parents rearrange the furniture to punish a child?
Guess he was a stupid blind motherfucker 🖕 that didn't even know how to use a cane to figure out where they put the furniture.
What is Michael Jackson's favorite instrument? A small skin flute.
Doctor: "What's your zodiac sign?"
Patient: "Cancer?"
Doctor: "What a coincidence."
Girl: "Hey, why don't you come over?"
Guy: "I can't. Cops are looking for me, they say I killed 2 people."
Girl: "C'mon, my parents aren't home."
Guy: "About that..."
What music does a balloon listen to?
Pop music.
Hii! Oh my gosh. It has been forever! How have you guys been? Comment your favorite movie!!!! <3
I feel wrong. What does this make us?
Still cousins.
What do the Twin Towers and my ex have in common?
They both fell on my dad.
You guys are better than a triple-scoop ice cream cone... with sprinkles!
Last night little Johnny went to his room and saw people hanging out there, little balls.
Balls maker.
Hi everyone, today I am taking requests for anything you want me to say.
My dog died. I'm so sad.
Wife: [Looks] in the mirror. Wife: I look fat, can you say something positive? Husband: At least your eyes work.
Why does Fallout look like Ohio?
Bro, why does Ohio look like Fallout 4?
Why are New Yorkers scared of airplanes?