Worst Jokes Ever
I'm 17, right? Anyways, the other day my parents told me a joke they made 17 years ago, but they still haven't told the joke yet.
What do you get when you cross a lesbian and a platypus? I lick a lot of pussy.
His gay ass dad.
His YouTube channel is a joke.
He pimples?
11/9 is opposite day. The towers fall on the planes instead of 9/11, way.
Your forehead is so big, I took a picture of it last Christmas, and it’s still printing.
What do you call a kid with an eyepatch and no arms or legs? Names.
The joke I'm telling is my brother, Joey.
Why did the chicken cross the road? Because on his side, there was a KFC shop.
Nobody notices your pain, tears, struggles, but why do they notice your mistakes?
My dad is really angry at me for kicking the balls. He's the one that told me always aim for them. Is that why I don't have a brother?
Hey, that's the thing my grandpa has. They say that to treat it, I should call him a bitch!
Damn, the terrorists from CS:GO really do be learning to fly.
Why did the Twin Towers fall?
They collapsed because of the heat.
Are you a marry, because you are my mother?
Mum: Why are you throwing a paper plane at the twins?
Me: 😈
Stop making 9/11 jokes, guys! My uncle died in that event. He was the best Arabian pilot in the world!
What food does cheetahs eat?
Cheetos!
Orphans are lonely.