Worst Jokes Ever

Today there was a line to punch me.

Yeah, that was the punch line.

Queen

I heard China aborts 25% of female babies. That's a lot of dead 3-year-old gender-affirmed girls.

Why don't orphans play baseball? Because they don't know where home is.

If an emo counts down, don't worry, they probably have only one bullet.

What is fully grown but can fit through small objects? Michael Jackson.

Why can’t Michael Jackson go more than 500 feet into a school?

Because he’s dead.

What do you call an emo with a knife?

A cutting board.

"Hi, plane," said the tower.

Poop is yummy, fuck!

2,996 kill streak, boom!

If lint comes from pockets, where does a cockroach come from?

Not to be rude or anything, but I'm not adopted. My boyfriend is, and some of these are really mean because sometimes their parents give them up just because they're ugly or just because of their skin color. We should stop making fun of them, and yes, I do giggle sometimes, but they can be really hurtful sometimes.

What do you call a strong, independent girl in Haryana?

Dead.

What is the craziest thing an Indian man does for sex?

Marriage.

2001/9/11, that day was fire.

Why can't an orphan live peacefully?

Technoblade: As a ghost, he could locate all orphans within 2 weeks.

Why do orphans live on buses?

They never have a home to stop at.

I have a better method of abortion than currently used. It's like a regular one, except you can get free food out of it... We're about to give baby-back ribs a whole new meaning.

My mom told me to go to bed, but then I grabbed a drink and went in their room to say goodnight, and they looked like Adam and Eve on steroids!