Worst Jokes Ever
Your hairline goes back to when Jeff Bezos had hair.
Orphans eat their cereal with water because their dad never came back with the milk.
My friend: Hey, why are you always smiling?
Me: 'Cause life is a joke and we’re all slacking it off.
Pro tip kids, you CAN hit an orphan because they can't cry to their parents!
Your forehead's so big that I was tryna figure out if that was you or the moon.
My friend was getting bullied so I went over and asked him to stop. It went a little bit like this:
Me: Dude, leave her alone. Him: Beat it, b*tch. *lots of arguing and swearing* Me: Ya know! The smartest thing that ever came outta your mouth was probably a penis. Him: *walks away*
What do you call someone with no nose and no body?
Nobody knows.
So, my mom was talking to me and told me to go to the store. When I get there, there’s a sign, but then someone tells me that’s just someone with a ginormous forehead.
Why are history teachers always women? Because they like to bring up the past.
I called a suicidal hotline in Iraq and they asked me if I could drive a truck.
If your sister steps on your toe, what will you call it?
It's not rape if they can't say no. Duct tape.
What did the customer ask when he went to the cannibal restaurant?
"Who's the special today?"
What is the American virus? Diabetes.
Just buy emo grass, then you will never have to mow your lawn again.
Jeffrey Dahmer and his mother are having dinner.
His mother says, “I don’t like your friends.”
Then Jeff says, “You can eat the potatoes.”
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
Why are Santa's balls so big?
Because he comes once a year.
What if Stephen Hawking was the real Slim Shady, but he couldn’t stand up?
Hiiii!