I threw a lamp at an emo kid and told him to lighten the f*ck up.
"Bro is sooooo fine!"
Imagine this whole “Dr. Strange jokes” is just full of people simping over him.
Couldn’t Be Me.
Why did the Headless Horseman get a job?
He was trying to get ahead in life.
Why do orphans stay home alone?
Because they don't have parents.
Apple made a new product for Chinese people called the iOpener.
Dark humor is like water some people get it and some people dont
What's Michael Jackson's favorite drug? Crack.
LGBTQ = LeBron giving back to qommunities (communities).
The Twin Towers are like Angry Birds in real life.
Why did the orphan become a str1pper?
So she can have someone to call daddy.
What's black and sits at the top of the stairs?
Stephen Hawking during a house fire.
What do you call an emo group?
Suicide squad.
Why were the Twin Towers workers disappointed? Because they ordered a ham and cheese, but all they got was a plane.
What did the priest say during the christening?
"So anyway, I started blasting!"
"Dees nutz, got 'em!"
I got a bowl of rice that you're formed like, an ice cube.
Why was the number 10 scared? Because bro was stuck between 9/11.
A married woman asked her husband if he saw the future. The husband answered her, "I have no eye, dear."
I went to my boss's funeral and knelt down to his coffin and whispered, "Whose late now?"
