Yo mama so fat when she walks the earth talks!
LMAO
Can emos eat happy meals?
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
Can emos eat a Happy Meal?
Did you hear about the cello player who dreamed he was performing Bolero?
He woke up and found out it was true.
Is it possible for an orphan to go on an away trip?
No, because they already are on one.
Why do orphans have water with their cereal?
Because their dad never came home with the milk.
Man, I love telling jokes about orphans. What are they gonna do, tell their parents?
Why does Michael Jackson like Doge Miner? He thinks it's about minors dressed in doge costumes.
Why are orphans so bad at dodgeball?
Because no one misses them.
kiibati orojo?
Are you a knife? Because I want you.
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't make a home run.
In Denver, the members of a Sunday-school class were asked to set down their favorite biblical truths.
One youngster laboriously printed: “Do one to others as others do one to you.” —Lee Olson, The Denver Post