Worst Jokes Ever
What is an orphan's first step to the orphanage?
I love these orphan jokes. It's not like they're gonna go tell their parents. ☠
These jokes are a little too explosive, if you ask me.
What’s the length difference between your hairline and Saturn? Nothing.
To start off this Christmas season, I'ma make a list of what I want, then I'ma make plans with my family, then to start off my decorations, I'ma start with the first ornament and hang myself.
- The emo went to give the tree a high five, but the emo was left hanging.
- How did the gay person die? Homicide.
- Why did the emo get kicked out of the amusement park? He was cutting in line.
- When does a joke turn into a dad joke? When it leaves and never comes back.
- I cried when my dad chopped onions. Onions was such a good dog.
- I have happy memories building sandcastles with my dad, until my mom took his urn away.
- How is the person over there different from cancer? His dad didn't beat cancer.
What's an orphan's least favorite show? Family Guy ;)
It’s not like they can watch it anyway: it’s PG.
I don't like 9/11 jokes, they tend to crash and burn.
Why do orphans like boomerangs more than their parents? The boomerang comes back.
One day I saw a kid cry, so I go, "Let's go find your parents." I miss my job at the orphanage.
Why do orphans get lost on boats? They can't find the home room.
Did you leave your hairline at the airplane, because it's going up?
All these jokes are all plane.
What's the Twin Towers' favorite type of transport?
Planes.
The Twin Towers.
This ain't a joke, but the Twin Towers said their favorite number is 911.
My dad died in 9/11. At least he did what he loves best: flying planes.
When you name yourself "Twin Towers" and the terrorist in Kahoot.
Twin Towers are on fire.
The terrorist has a streak of two.
Can a guy in a wheelchair be a stand-up comedian?
What pizza did the Twin Towers order? A plane pizza.
What makes sad kids jump? A bridge.
Why are orphans bad at basketball?
Because no one is there for them to pass [the ball].