What do you call a Fuhrer who's also a fitness coach?
Adolf Fit-ler.
Worst Jokes Ever
What happened when the Japanese guy offered Logan Paul a high five?
He left him hanging.
You shouldn't joke about 9/11. My grampa died on 9/11. He was the best pilot in all of Saudi Arabia.
The Twin Towers ordered two pepperoni pizzas, but all they got was plane.
Underground Fruit Association of N&C (UGFA)?
Weβre bananas!
Yo hairline go back so far you could drive 1,000,000 miles and still not find it.
"{[(Log date) 11 22 3] The Beginning} "This marks the first ever log of the Underground Fruit Association of n&c (ugfa). N, being code name for Nathaniel, and C, being code name for Connor. Our plan is to collect as many fruit cups as possible by the end of the year. This site will be a communication hub only and used for nothing else. We will plan and discuss courses of action, and collection." End of log"
Why do orphans hate Dom Toretto?
Because it's all about family!
Why is the Leaning Tower of Pisa leaning? Because it had better reflexes than the Twin Towers.
Why can't Asians make a white baby?
Cause two wongs don't make a white.
Your hairline goes back further than when my gran died, and she was buried 6 foot under.
My dad died in the 9/11 attack. He was a good pilot.
What's the similarity between an emotional and a leaf?
The emo is still hanging.
Here comes the plane... the twins. β οΈ
Why do orphans have no bruises?
Because they have no dad to beat them.
What's an orphan's favorite band?
Foster the People π
Bro, I thought your hairline was the Dorito logo.
What do you call a doctor that's a skeleton?
Doctor Bones.
cock, cock, and cum
What did Steven Harkens have to eat?
His shoulders.
