Worst Jokes Ever
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
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Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.
You guys are literally mentally ill. You should get some help. This is so disgusting, ew!
A guy gets home from work to see his girlfriend packing, and he asks her why she is packing. The girl says, "Because I found out you're a pedophile." The guy goes, "A pedophile?" And she says, "Yes." The guy goes, "That's a big word for a 12-year-old."
When Peter Pan jumped off the Twin Towers, what happened? He Neverland.
DARK ALERT********
A girl went to the doctor. The doctor said she had one year to live. She shot the doctor, and the judge gave her 15 years.
DARK ALERT********
How did the lesbian die? Homicide.
My grandpa said this generation relies too much on tech, so I unplugged his life support.
Why are emo jokes so infamous?
Because they cut deep.