Worst Jokes Ever
Bread is racist.
What starts with a P and ends in S? (hint: men have it and women want it). Pockets.
I told a joke about miscarriage to a group of women, but none of them laughed.
I guess it was a bad delivery.
It’s true women do make less money than men.
But it’s their fault because they choose the lower paying jobs. Men, for example, choose the higher paying jobs like doctor or lawyer. Whereas women choose the lower paying jobs like women doctor and women lawyer.
My wife Jean is happy, 😊 pretty, 😍 and pregnant,🤰 boy, 👦 am I glad 😊 I bought her 👩 a new whirlpool washer and dryer.
Washer: $249.95 Dryer: $199.95
What do you call a person who doesn't masturbate?
A liar.
Why were the Twin Towers mad?
They ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
9/11 is not funny. It's just plane disrespectful to make fun of it.
After 9/11, the Twin Towers began to vape and smoke weed... 😔
"Learn to fly a plane," they said. "It'll be fun," they said...
Not sure if the Twin Towers were destroyed or if they were just purposely demolished. 🖐️😀
What did the plane say to the Twin Towers?
"Open wide, here comes the airplane!" 💀👌
What did the plane say to the twin towers?
"Lmao, you twins don't know how to play Jenga. Here, let me show you how!" (BOOM) ;)
What's the difference between the Twin Towers and a cow?
You can't milk the same cow for 15 years.
What did the janitor think when he was mopping the 101st floor?
The 102nd.
Your mama's so fat, when she grew an inch, she pushed the Earth down.
Jack and Jill went up the hill to fetch some chips and sweets.
No, he can't keep his heart rate down, and she's got diabetes.
Why is the world split in half? Because fat people are weighing the Earth down.
A man was walking home but felt tired, so took a short cut through the cemetery. He then heard a tap, tap, then out of the corner of his eye, he saw a man with a hammer hitting the tombstone. The man said, "You scared me. I thought you were a ghost." The other person mumbled, "They spelled my name wrong."
Why is it okay to hit an orphan?
It's not like they're going to tell their parents.