Worst Jokes Ever
Orphans are lonely.
What's an orphan's least favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
The cheetah and lion are racing. The cheetah wins.
The lion says, "Man, you a cheetah."
The cheetah says, "Nah, you lion!"
Why did you and Sarah break up?
'Cause she cheetahed on me.
Your hairline is so far away that Jesus could've seen it when he was on the cross.
What is everyone’s favorite class?
None, because people don’t like school.
Why did the orphan get an iPhone X for his birthday?
Because it has no home button.
If an orphan takes a family photo, it’s called a selfie.
Looking out for becoming a pilot, can y'all suggest some good mosques?
Don't want to learn the landing part, though, Allah said it's unnecessary.
Finally, some social platform where you can talk about Muslims and not get bombed.
Obv, unless you share your residence.
Just watched my friend take a steak out of her pocket. That steak was so outta pocket.
My dad is so good at instruments, he said he loves to finger "a minor."
I was going to tell my dad a joke, but he still hasn't come back with the milk yet.
All these jokes really hijacking my mind.
I pushed an orphan and they said, "I'm telling!" I asked, "Telling who? Your parents?"
Aha!
Why couldn't the orphan watch Spiderman? He couldn't find his way home.
"MINE MINE MINE MINE MINE"
Why did the cheetah get kicked out of poker?
'Cause he was a cheetah.
Suck my cheetah.