What the hell dam, hell dam?
Worst Jokes Ever
What do you do after raping a deaf mute eight-year-old girl? Smash the little bitch's hands with a hammer so she can't tell her mum.
Why was 6 afraid of 7?
7 was a registered sex offender.
My teacher: If you could go anywhere, where would you go?
Me: Demon Slayer.
My teacher: Why?
The quiet kid: TO GET EATEN BY A DEMON OR BECOME ONE!!!
Why is it easy to defeat America in Clash of Clans?
Because they have already got 2 towers down.
Your mama so fat when she stepped on a scale it said, "Ma'am, take the bowling ball off of the scale!"
If you're American when you go in the bathroom and you're American when you come out, what are you in the bathroom?
European.
My mom: If your friend jumped off a bridge, would you?
Me: No.
Attack on Titan music starts playing in my head.
You wonder where my dad is.
Meanwhile, Dad: It's good to be at milk island!
Yo mama so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said... "Error!"
The Twin Towers remind me of an emote... bing, bang, boom.
Yo mama so fat, she takes up the whole bed.
When the quiet kid gets angry and the sped kid sees your hiding spot.
Bing, bang, boom!
If the minions serve whoever is the biggest bad, then who did they serve 1930-1945?
Yo mama so fat she needs to sit on 2 chairs.
What's white, sticky, and better to spit out then to swallow?
Toothpaste.
Call a group of emo kids Suicide Squad.
Love that dress; it would look much better on my floor, though.
Are you a ghost train? Because I am going to scream when I ride you.
Are you winter? Because you will be coming soon.
