Worst Jokes Ever
Did the tree high five the emos?
No, he just left them hanging.
Roses are red, violets are violet. I mean, come on, it's literally in the name!
When I was your age, we had Wacko Jacko, not Florida Man.
What's the difference between orphans and cotton?
Cotton gets picked.
The emo kid said, "I wanna die." But the quiet kid said, "Nah, I'm gonna die myself, bye!"
Why can't orphans play baseball?
They can't find home plate.
Yo mama so ugly, she has a sign in her garden saying, “Beware of the dog!”
Why did the orphan run away?
They wanted to go home.
Braken Rodrgrigous?
I am whooping my doge's a$$. If you like, you can free him.
Worst joke Ever: What do you call a fat kom? A FAT MOM! LALALALLA!
What did the Titanic say to the people as it went down?
"I now nominate you to the ice bucket challenge!"
Why is the oldest iPhone an orphan?
It can't get the iPhone XI or XR. It doesn't have a home button.
What is the only thing worse than being told you're adopted?
Still being in the orphanage at 13.
What's the quiet kid's favorite school lunch? Mac-10 and cheese.
Them, losers.
Why did the polack lock himself out of his car?
Because his keys were inside of the ignition.
Parent: My parents never attended my birthdays.
Birthday girl: Oh wow!
Parent: Anyone missing?
Birthday girl: Your parents.
It's the season of giving, so I'll be giving up!
Q: Why are Americans bad at Clash Of Clans?
A: They already lost two towers.