Worst Jokes Ever
Your mom is so fat that when God said, "Let there be light," he asked your mom to move out of the way.
What do you call a pedo with no legs? A creepy crawly.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
You look nice, and you seem like good fun, so if I give you this flower, will you finger my bum?
What's the only gun that doesn't exist in Africa? The water gun.
Why do they call me a firefighter? Because I find them hot, and I leave them wet!
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
What do you call an autistic kid with a gun? Special forces.
I'm not saying you're ugly, but you're the reason God created miscarriages!
Me and my girlfriend broke up, and I stole her wheelchair. Guess who came crawling back?
How to know something won’t be fun:
Someone will say, "C'mon, it’ll be fun!"
Kid: "Mom, I had a scary dream. Can I come sleep with you and dad?"
Mom: "Sure, sweetie, sleep in the middle."
Kid: "Dad, can you get the remote out of my back?"
Dad: "That isn't the remote."
*Weird background music*
Women are like towers, the man wants to bang them both.
Do people even like me, C. A. S. N. O. V. A.?
Hello everyone, now a question to make it in there is no right or wrong answer, but who here has watched fireb0rn??
My name is Bishal Khan and I can't walk.
Why do emos love the winter? Because of the long sleeves.
What's green and smells like joemama? Shit from a cock.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
Orphans are pretty tough. I mean, you never see them running home...