My teacher got so mad at me for making 9/11 jokes, she hit me twice and I said, "Damn, got hit twice!"
Worst Jokes Ever
Why was 6 scared of 7?
'Cause 7 8 9.
I sold my vacuum the other day.
All I got was dust and my mom's wig.
What did the fish say when he swam into a wall?
Nothing, because fish can't talk.
Me: Knock knock.
My Grandma: Who’s there?
Me: Interrupting cow.
My Grandma: Interrupting c-
[Dies from heart attack]
At the library, I got in trouble for putting a cooking book in the women's section.
What was the favorite game in 2001? Flight simulator.
Once the old lady told me she had wisdom, but after she voted! 🤯
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These 9/11 jokes just don’t land.
Why did an old man fall in a well? Because he couldn’t see that well!
Why did the actor fall through the floorboards? They were going through a stage!
Why did a scarecrow win a Nobel prize? He was outstanding in his field!
Why are peppers the best at archery? Because they habanero!
What did the duck say after she bought chapstick? Put it on my bill!
What do you call a fake noodle? An impasta!
What did the three-legged dog say when he walked into a saloon? “I’m looking for the man who shot my paw!”
How do you tell the difference between a bull and a cow? It is either one or the udder!
What’s red and smells like blue paint? Red paint!
What’s the difference between a hippo and a Zippo? One is very heavy, the other is a little lighter!
Why can't Chinese people play baseball?
They eat the bat.
Boom, it went.
Where does the banana learn to split? At Sunday school.
Your forehead is so big, Humpty Dumpty didn’t want to fall off!
Your hairline is so far back, Paw Patrol couldn't finish their mission.
I was in a haunted house today. Nothing scared me until I reached the last room, where I saw the scariest Halloween ghost I've ever seen. He took my pens and ghosted. I was told that I saw Pristiano Penaldo and I was lucky enough to see him because he performs once in a blue moon.
If somebody gives you lemons, cut them in half and do the juice in his eyes.
Dr. Fauci would be surprised to know that R. Kelly didn't catch COVID-19.
But since COVID is 19, it's too old for him.
What's the difference between Johnny Depp and an orphan?
An orphan has all their teeth intact.
