Where do spiders seek health advice? WebMD.
Worst Jokes Ever
🗣: "Stop making suicide jokes!"
"Don't worry bro, I'll end it soon."
Dad: I heard an actor killed themselves with a knife. It was Reese something.
Mom: Witherspoon.
Dad: No, with a knife, you dummy!
What's flat chested and emo? A cutting board.
Uranus is pronounced "ur anus."
Replace the v in Venus with a p.
Follow me.
I heard a noise, so I'm dead.
Why do-- wait, what am I saying? What am I talking about?
I don't usually make 9/11 jokes. They always go down in flames.
Why does Donald Trump love little boys?
Because his hands look massive when he’s holding their tiny little cocks.
I was at a funeral and made a joke. No one laughed, but someone died.
What do you call a cute door?
Adorable.
What's hard and hairy on the outside and soft and wet on the inside? Coconut, what were you thinking of?
What's long and hard and has c*m in the middle? Cucumber. What were you thinking?
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
There was a school fire. I pushed the wheelchair kid into the fire and said, "Hot wheels!"
Q: What's an orphan's favorite game?
A: The Sims 4, because then they can simulate having a family.
You know, 9/11 jokes aren't funny, they're just PLANE wrong!
My dog died today. 😥
qwertyuiol.
