The Twin Towers ordered a pepperoni pizza. Instead, they got a plane.
Worst Jokes Ever
911 what's your emergency?
"Burning in toaster."
"Toast?"
"Yeah so your calling 911 because of burnt toast?"
"Set fire to my forest!"
Why do midgets run on balls?
Because the grass tickles them.
Your hairline and the universe have one thing in common: they’re yet to be discovered.
How does NASA organize a party?
They planet.
Germany does a backflip. America: What is happening?
France: Want a baguette?
USSR: Help!
Why do orphans love to go to church? Because they have someone to call father.
Russia: "Silence."
Ukraine: Help...
What does the cent say when it says hello? It waves.
"Among Us" in space spells "sugoma."
If Jonny ate 29 out of 30 chocolate bars what would he have? Diabetus. Jonny would have diabetus.
Why did oozy go to the toilet to eat trains?
Your hairline goes so far back, your forehead got a six pack.
What type of jam do aliens like?
Space Jam!
Why do orphans like families? Because they wish they had one.
Why did the man go across the train tracks to get to the other side?
What's an orphan's favorite Roblox game? Adopt Me.
Why did the man get on the bus to get sussy?
Like if your dad is abusive.
I got a new Lego airplane set from my friend... oddly, there were also two towers included in the box as well.
