Worst Jokes Ever

Your forehead is so big you can land a jumbo jet on it.

Thanks to the voice who keeps telling me to let go,

he is my only motivation for trying again.

Teacher: "Hey, James, this is the third time I asked you a question!"

James: "But you told me not to answer you back!"

Why doesn’t Dracula have any friends?

Well, honestly, he’s a real pain in the neck.

Today I learned that on average, humans eat more bananas than monkeys.

This is partially due to the fact that most humans don’t like the taste of monkey.

What do you call a monkey in a minefield?

A baboom.

A boy is about to be sentenced for killing his parents. He begs the judge to spare his life. The judge asks for one good reason he should be shown any mercy. The boy replies, "I’m an orphan, your honor."

These jokes are the bomb, I rate them 9 out of 11.

Sans: What do you have there?

Frisk: A KNIFE!

Sans: NOO!!!

Yo forehead so big it makes Megamind's forehead small.

Me: "Cya"

Mom: "Where ya going?"

Me: "The orphanage to make yo mama jokes."

Mum: ...

Why don’t you see gay orphans at a daycare?

They have no one to call "daddy."

If you get offended, leave. How did you even find this website, just to make people feel bad?? No.

You are seriously the stupid one here. Also this is not a joke, but the people that do this are.

Being an orphan isn't all bad. On the bright side, all your snacks are family-sized.

Ur mom loves to eat logs, lmao.

9/10/01

Bush: “Ok, I got this. Just act surprised and pretend to be sad and declare war on Afghanistan.”

The umpire and the catcher were having a conversation. The runner slid into home, “I slid into this conversation.”

Who knows? Maybe the end of the world will be made in China too.

When you know you have a gay friend, but you find out that they like you!

A girl in my class started barking, and I yelled out, "Furry!" Everyone started laughing at her, and I felt bad. After school, I asked to drive her home, and one the way there I apologized and then told her to count down from 10 - 1. Before she said one, I yelled, "THERE CAN BE ONLY ONE!" then I jumped out the car.