Why are emos useful in stores? A: Their barcodes give them discounts.
Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between WW2 kamikaze planes and 9/11?
One of the missions succeeded.
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
What did the orphan say to the other orphan?
"Get into the Batmobile, Robin."
What school subject does an orphan love?
PE because they actually get picked.
What's the worst thing to happen to a Japanese person in WW2... being drafted as a kamikaze pilot, or existing with a Fat Man or Little Boy?
Why does Michael Jackson like to play ping pong or table tennis? He likes to play with the little balls.
Your hairline caused the solar flare.
I see a worm. Oh, no, it's just your hairline!
All of you guys in this orphanage are ABCDEFGHIJK.
What's that? said the orphans.
Attractive, brilliant, cute, darling, elegant, funny, gorgeous, and hot.
What's the IJK?
I'm just kidding! 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
ssundee: "If this video gets to 100k likes, I'll post part 2."
SSUNDEE WIFE: "SHUT THE #### UP!"
Who was not happy that the Titanic sank? The fish under it.
So who did it? the I.S.S. teacher said.
1 hour before:
So let me get...
Random person: Wait, what? You BROKE UP WITH HER!
Me: I SWEAR, JHONNY, THIS IS THE 3RD TIME YOU BUTT INTO MY CONVERSATION! SO... HERE... YOU... GO! *punches*
Your mom said, "Can you get to the dick game?"
Why do orphans hate dodgeball?
Because nobody misses them.
..., I'm gay.
A. No
B. Maybe
C. Leave blank
D. Yes
What happens when an asian with an erection bumps into a wall? he breaks his nose
What do you call a deer with good eyes?
Good ideas.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Di.
Di who?
See, easily forgotten.
What's the difference between Freddie Mercury and Princess Diana?
Freddie lived long enough to be a Queen.
