Worst Jokes Ever
Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.
I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."
Your hairline was playing Sorry!
Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.
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What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?
One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.
How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.
I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.
How do orphans see their family?
By looking at the mirror.
If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.
My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.
Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?
Sure, man. I. H. O. P.
Wait, you ate my pee!!!
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!
What’s the difference between your boyfriend and a condom?
A. Condoms have evolved. They’re not so thick and insensitive anymore.
Your hairline is so far back that even my dad wasn't fetching the milk back then.
Why does an orphan have an iPhone XR for their first phone?
Because it doesn’t have a home button.
Kylin likes to eat Violet's ass.
"Kylin milks me all day like I'm a cow."
Kylin fucks his sister.
EDP445 is a cupcake. Look it up.