Worst Jokes Ever
What does Michael Jackson and a TV have in common? They both get turned on by kids.
What’s the best way to get people to remember your birthday? Kill yourself.
Why do orphans like boomerangs?
Because they come back.
What kind of truck does a Mexican drive?
F-Juan Fifty.
A girl came to my house. She said, "Where are your parents?" I started crying.
What's the difference between a submarine and Madeline McCann?
They are both full of seamen and at the bottom of the sea.
Who's in my ass?
Your sister.
Why did the chicken cross the road?
To eat Bob's arms.
Bob went to hospital and had no arms.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Not Bob.
My grief counselor died. He was so good, I don't even care!
Yo, your hairline looks like the letter “O”.
Your mama is so ugly, when she went to the circus they thought she was Pennywise, Mom.
That’s why the nickname for your hairline is the Red Sea.
Your hairline has a huge path between it, looks like Moses had something to do with it.
Why is the leaning tower of pizza leaning? 'Cuz it had better reflexes than the twin towers.
What do you call a graveyard full of disabled people?
A cabbage patch.
I can get my grandma 50% off from her groceries by just scanning my wrist.
Why did John rape his mother? Because he wanted a brother to play Mario Kart with.
What do you call Joey in a room? Transgender.
What do you call Josh in a room...
Gay.
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