Worst Jokes Ever
Are you a school? 'Cause I wanna shoot kids in you.
What's the best song to sing to George Floyd?
"I Will Survive," by Gloria Gaynor.
Why are adopted kids better than bio kids? Because their parents actually wanted them.
What would you like as your last meal?
Fried chicken. Extra crispy.
When's the best day to get the chair? Fry-day.
Why is September 11th an awesome birthday to have?
Because no one forgets it! :)
You're so ugly that even the World Trade Center got a better transformation than you.
Trump really fractured the US with his 1/6 insurrection...
Abortion is beautiful.
My birthday's on September 11th, I'm gonna turn the fuck up and throw a banger! Then rub my tits in birthday cake frosting!!! WOOOOOOOOO!
Biden did 9/10.
The towers collapsed on 9/10, not 9/11.
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.