Worst Jokes Ever
Once you’ve seen a shopping center, you’ve seen a mall.
What's the difference between an apple and an orphan?
The apple gets picked.
Daughter: Hey Dad, can I use your car?
Dad: Sure, but first you have to give me a blow job."
Daughter: Okay, (proceeds to service dad). Dad, ewww, your dick tastes like shite!"
Dad: Oh, that's right, I lent your brother the car.
What do you call a stripper in a wheelchair?
Hot wheels.
What do you call a gangster involved with anime? A Cuz-Player.
How did Santa feel when he got stuck in the chimney?
Claus-trophobic.
Christopher Walkin: "This is a literal universal remote! It actually controls your life! You can pause, you can rewi-"
Me: power button.
Um, I need help. How should I deal with depression?
Joke: I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
You go h dichotomy lol what do you want to what what’s the name for the address for sure what’s what I name it says I name it lol I don’t o I have to get r CB n nu set set e Okay okay I’ll be at my place.
Your forehead is so big, Mr. Clean thought he would hire you!
Best not leave hungry kids unattended!
What do you call a terrorist that can fly?
A dart.
What are Africans' favorite game to play? Hungry hippos.
I am a racist, and I put my milk before cereal. Well, to be honest, that was when I had milk, but one day my dad says he was going to get some... then he left.
Now when I see a black guy, I yell, "Thanks for picking the cotton to make my shirt!"
You mehheheeheheeeehehehe.
Orphans are so vulnerable; they have no parents to tell. - Masai
What did the grim reaper say when his favorite car commercial came on? "Safe life repair, safe life replace!"
Dark jokes are like home. A lot of people don't get it.
What's an orphan's favorite movie? Spiderman: No Way Home.
What has eight legs and leaves kids alone? The Jackson 4.