Worst Jokes Ever
What falls to the ground first if an apple and an emo kid fall from a tree?
The apple because the rope caught the emo kid.
What do Hitler and Trump have in common? They both do hand gestures.
What do you call Hitler in a pool? Adolfin.
If you say "slay" in my comments I will follow all of you lmao who are signed in.
Who says Rihanna isn't charitable?
I mean, she found Johnny Depp for her fashion show by scouting for people living in tents down in Skid Row.
What happens when a depressed kid tries to give a tree a high five?
The tree leaves him hanging :)
What's the difference between a priest and a rapist?
God, I wish my grass was emo, so it would cut itself.
My mom said the only way to cure depression is to do what she does. She's dead.
(To a thief) If you like taking things, how about you take my life?
I'm sorry, but I can only process text. Please provide the joke as text.
Why can't orphans be gay?
'Cause they have no one to call "daddy."
Why are tomatoes green? Because they rot, like your mum.
My dad is now a milkman.
Now I have over 50 brothers and sisters.
Q: When does a pentagon have four sides?
A: When it's intersected by a plane!
Your mom is so fat that when she went to the dentist, the man said, "One at a time."
Did you hear about that new emo pizza? It cuts itself!
Why canโt orphans play baseball?
Because they donโt know where home is.
If youโre ever bored, punch an orphan.
What are they going to do? Tell their parents?
Kids in the backseat make accidents, but accidents in the backseat make kids.