We were versing year 8 at footy, and they were mostly black, so I told my white friend to WATCH OUT!!!
There is a country in Africa. It's called Djibouti. It has a crack in it!
What do you call a gay kid that is on fire?
LGBBQ
Your forehead is so big, I bet your dreams are in IMAX.
When Drake was making the song "Back to Back," he was referring to your hairline.
Your mom is so fat that if she sits on top of a gas station, she will lower the prices.
Your hairline so bad that when your teacher puts you to sit in the front of the class, your hairline be all the way in the back.
I saw an orphan on the road. I asked him if he's an orphan. The kid says, "Yeah, what gave it away?"
I say, "Your parents."
Your mom is so ugly she made a blind kid cry.
Your hairline looks like it was drawn onto your head.
What do you call a blind German? A not-see Nazi.
Your hairline is so far back that I can't even back out of my car.
Your hairline is so far back that I hate it! 🤣
What do you call an Indian in a Lamborghini?
Curry in a hurry.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
How do you see the difference between a cow and a bull? It’s either one or the udder.
Why did the man fall into a well? He couldn’t see that well.
Why did Peter bring toilet roll to the party? Because he was a party pooper!
What part of a computer system does an orphan not have?
A motherboard.
I don't wanna brag, but I finished a puzzle in under a week, and it said 2-4 years on the box.
