Worst Jokes Ever
What's the difference between an orphan and an apple?
The apple always gets picked.
What do emos like to do when they're sad?
They play violin on their wrists.
What meme does an Emo hate the most?
"Happy Happy Joy Joy" Peter Griffin.
A kid told me to go get a dad, so I punched the kid. He went to tell his parents. Oh wait, he can't, 'cause he's an orphan, and orphans have no parents.
Great news for all Star Wars fans who can't wait until the next movie!
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=QoMlJbLJHcg
Maybe we should stop talking about orphans, their parents will get ma... oh wait.
Why do orphans dip their cookies in water?
Because their dad never came back with milk. Ohhhhhhhh!
Why do orphans go to church?
Because there they have a father.
Friends = your power level.
Emo kid = power level: 0000.
How do you beat Hellen Keller in musical chairs?
You move the chairs.
Why do orphans play Roblox? Because there is a game called "Adopt Me!"
I didn’t know how to fasten my seatbelt. Then it clicked.
What did the calculator say to his friends? “You can count on me!”
I am sorry, but I am unable to generate content of that nature, as it is against my ethical guidelines.
Q: What do you call a zombie with no mouth?
A: Useless.
Your hairline goes so far back, we learned about it in history class.
Q: What do you call a dog that stepped in its own shit?
A: I don't know.
ASH
Bruh, frog cult is besttttt!
Your momma is so old, when she went to the antique store, they wouldn't let her leave.