Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama is so fat, she wakes up on both sides of the bed.
Guys, this is so wrong. I'm an orphan and this extremely offends me. I'm telling my parents, um.......
After a suicide joke say, "Don't leave me hanging, or I'll cut it out."
My girlfriend asked, "Why is this test so long and hard?"
I then said, "You know what else is long and hard..."
She was amazed!
Why can’t an orphan play baseball?
They can’t run to home.
My grandfather said that ppl rely on technology too much these days, so I thought about what he said and decided to unplug his life support.
My homework was to watch as much porn as I can... and tell my teacher the details so he won't get in trouble for watching it during class.
Yo mama so fat that she's social distancing from herself.
I was gonna tell you a dead baby joke, but I decided to abort it.
Why are orphan weddings so entertaining?
They get to walk themselves down the aisle.
Welcome to the roadkill cafe, where yesterday's crash is today's cash.
You know what, I'm done. We are banning "your mom" jokes. They're old, weird, and have been done thousands of times. Just like your mom.
Welcome to Morgan's Morgue and Pizzeria where yesterday's loss is today's sauce!
Why can’t you sell nans, but you can sell zebras?
My friend called me a dick earlier. I said, "You are what you eat." He then proceeded to run away from me.
Erectile dysfunction.
What do blind people and an orphan have in common? Both can't see their parents.
What do you get if you cross diarrhea with incest?
I don't know.
Neither do I, but it runs in the family.
Why did no one turn up to John's funeral?
Because Sally wrote the invitations!
Why you should never borrow money from dwarves?
Because they are always short! 😁😁😁😁