Worst Jokes Ever
Why are lesbians so bad at math? They can't multiply.
What’s yellow and can sink a bus full of kids?
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
Because they ate the bat!
What do you call a suspicious dog?
A sussy bark-er.
Why don't orphans know how to play baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
What's the difference between Jesus and a picture of Jesus?
You can hang the picture with one nail.
One day, a man visited an orphanage.
Then he sees a kid crying. The man asked, "Where are your parents?"
The kid cries even harder.
If I missed something, I'll give it to you. If you taked it, you are a mistake.
You're so fat, you only know the letters KFC.
Maybe you should go on eBay to see if they have a life for sale.
Your name is baller cuz ur in my mom's baller.
No wonder why I can't find you. You're in the trash bin.
My mom went to take out the trash, but I couldn't find you.
Yo mama so fat she has her own gravity.
But she so ugly people are repelled by her.
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"