Worst Jokes Ever

I heard a motivational quote saying faith can move mountains, but faith cannot move your receding hairline.

I saw a kid in a wheelchair and I screamed, "EXTREME PARKOUR!!!!!!!!!!!!"

Imagine if the kid in a wheelchair was in Fast and Furious. His wheelchair is the only one that keeps him going.

What did the Taliban say to the Afghan?

Nothing, they blew him up.

I would tell you an orphan joke, ehh I’ll just tell your parents instead.

What did Hitler kill himself with? A "Nein"-millimeter.

Bro, I saw two dudes kissing LOL, but not regular kissing.

What do you call an 18 year old orphan?

Homeless.

Ok, so I have a joke for you, go look in the mirror and when you realize, come back to me and tell me.

I know this girl, Kamelah. She say, "What are you looking at?" I said, "I’m just tryna figure out why it look like Santa stole your hairline."

Your hairline was playing Sorry!

Pulled the wrong card and moved back five spaces.

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What’s the difference between KFC and a woman on her period?

One is finger-licking good, and the other is just a fast-food restaurant.

How does a hillbilly mother know when her daughter is on her period? Her son’s dick tastes like blood.

I put this joke so the amount of jokes will be 69. Also, I have 50 kids in my basement. I fed "Twinkies" last night.

How do orphans see their family?

By looking at the mirror.

If you really think about it, every market in Africa is a black market.

My dad in 9/11; he was the best pilot.

Hey dude, can you spell IHOP?

Sure, man. I. H. O. P.

Wait, you ate my pee!!!

How is sex like air?

It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.

What sexual position produces the ugliest kids? Ask your mum!