Worst Jokes Ever

Why did the orphan become a criminal? It wants to be wanted.

Father: I'm taking your toys to the orphanage.

Child: But why?

Doctor: I'm going to have to turn you away.

Orphan: But why?

Why did the orphan rob the bank?

To be wanted.

I punched my mom for no freaking reason.

I get jealous when my phone dies.

My fish can break dance. Only for 20 seconds and only once.

Should I do a face reveal?

Why did the chicken cross the road? To get to the idiot's house.

Ok, wanna hear another one? Okay. Knock knock. (Who's there?) The chicken from the other joke.

Why does Trump play Minecraft?

'Cause he can build walls.

Why did the chicken cross the road?

To get to the other side!

Why can't orphans be gay?

Because they won't find anybody to call "daddy."

Jack and Jill Went up the hill to have some hanky panky.

Silly Jill forgot her pill. And now there's little Franky.

Guys, why are we being racist? Why can't we love each other, please? Gimme that dick, boy. Please stop fighting. Let's love each other and them big ole dicks, please. Gimme that dick. I hate racism.

What does a pencil and a plan have in common?

They were both in the Twin Towers.

What did the hooker say when she found out the cash she was paid with for services rendered was counterfeit?

I've been raped!

What's the difference between jam and jelly?

You can't jelly your dick into someone's asshole.

A dolphin swims into a bar and looks at the menu. He calls the bartender and orders a pint of ginger-whale.

Mom told me to get more in touch with my feminine side. So, I crashed the car.

Cheer up! Old age doesn't last that long!

Why are Americans so bad at Clash Royale?

They already lost 2 towers.