My pencil sharpener when I bleed:
And I don't really care how bad it hurts. Cause you broke me first.
Worst Jokes Ever
I finally got a girlfriend.
Her name is Remington Model 32.
Your hairline goes so far back that Crown Burger was Crown Sandwiches.
Why do orphans play GTA? Because they canβt be wanted.
Whatβs the difference between a bullet and a Jew?
One comes out of the chamber.
Emos get jealous when their phone dies.
Which one will fall from the tree first, the leaves or the emo?
The emo doesn't fall.
All people on here, what's your least favorite hunting rifle? Mine's Sako-85.
My teacher called me beautiful. I hate when she lies.
Why are orphans so bad at baseball?
Because they don't know where home is.
Your hairline is like Quandel Dingle, it's so goofy!
My ex-friends are depressed. Their names are Kaitlyn and Ava.
Why do emo kids not like trees? They always leave them hanging.
I'm back.
Bro, my friend is always using zodiacs as an excuse.
The other day he said he couldn't hang out with me because of cancer. I told him to fuck off. Then I realized why he was mad after that...
NASA found water on Mars.
Mars - 1
Africa - 0
Your disabled joke on you can't stand.
Who will hit the ground first, the girl or the apple?
I don't know, it depends if the girl is emo or not. If she is emo, the rope will catch her.
What is an orphan's favorite period? Homeroom.
Why is the orphan failing all his classes? He can't do homework.
