Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

A kid came to the orphanage with a dead fish. She was crying.

Why was the kid crying in the orphanage? Because someone came for the fish.

A woman was in the Twin Towers. She orders a pepperoni pizza but got a plane pizza.

I saw a bus the other day with some boy scouts at the back. One of them was having fun getting his knot-tying badge.

My friend dumped me, so I stole their wheelchair.

Have a guess who came crawling back?

Technically speaking, "ur mom/ur father" jokes have no effect on orphans.

I broke my arm in two places. You know what the doctor told me? Stay out of those places!

I wasn't going to visit my family this December, but my mom promised to make me Eggs Benedict. So I'm going home for the hollandaise.

They told me a mask was enough to get into the supermarket.

They lied, everybody else was also wearing pants.