Worst Jokes Ever
A depressed man has been thinking of killing himself, and his friend says, "Find Jesus instead, he'll help you!"
And then the man says, "It's pretty hard to 'get help' from something that doesn't exist."
Knock, knock. Who's there? Boo. Boo who? Don't cry, it's just a joke!
Taco Bell makes you crappy.
That was a really crappy bun!
I should just flush this joke away.
Why did the poop shout, "Ooh!"
It was poohp.
Why did the amogus act sus? He was an amogus! hahahahahahahahahahahaahahaha
I meant to say, whatโs an orphan's least favorite store to go to?
Family Dollar store.
Whatโs an orphan's favorite game?
Hide and seek.
Jesus is the worst, just joking; he is the best! Best best BFF great guy ever that has a miracle. Jesus comes from Bethlehem! ๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐๐
What do you call a sharpened pencil? You call a sharpened pencil a sharpened pencil.
Where does a pencil go to vacation? Pennsylvania.
What did the therapist say to the rapist yes please
My teacher gave me an A in Physics, then she tells me that it turns guys on.
The trip from your eyebrow to your hairline costs $6000.
My sister told me only onions make you cry, so I always hit her back when she hit me, but I hit her with a shoe only to catch her cry.
Whatever happened to the emo? (wrong answer only)
Straight men change their girlfriends like they change their undies. So, about once a month.
How can you tell if a man is straight? You don't have to, he will tell you.
The good thing about being gay in school is that you can be the best student and still get all the D's.