Worst Jokes Ever
Why can’t orphans play baseball?
'Cause they don’t have a home to go to.
What should my next YT vid be about?
Hitler killed 18 million and only died once.
Fucking camper!
Never gonna give you up.
Heyyyy sistas!
What did Michael Jackson say before he broke up with Billie Jean?
"Billie Jean is not my lover!"
Your hairline is so far back even The Rock Johnson couldn't find it.
Adolf Hitler + Vladimir Putin = Vladolf Putler.
Yo momma's so fat that even Dora can't explore her.
What was the African kid with water called...? The lucky one. 😭😭
What do you call a bunch of Paki's jumping off a cliff?
Chocolate drops.
What do you not say to an Emo if you want them to come round? "Wanna hang out."
I would give you a thrashing, but that would be animal abuse.
Cemeteries are so popular! People are, like... dying to get there.
How do you verify a rape claim? You make it true.
What does suck a sucking fish?
Why can't an orphan be gay? Because they have no one to call "daddy"/"mommy."
The Ruler of Varvona wanted a fruitcake, but his subjects showed up at his castle with a Christian instead.
And he said: "NO, NO, NO! YOU IMBECILES! NOT THAT KIND OF FRUITCAKE!"
There never was a historical Jesus Christ. Hey, do not even dream of crucifying me.
Me: Hey God, are you there? It's me, Michael.
God: *SILENCE*
Me: If any gods exist, they better say or do something this instant!
God: *SILENCE*