Worst Jokes Ever

Worst Jokes Ever

The daughter of an incestuous pedophile goes into the living room where he is watching TV and asks him if she can borrow the car that evening.

"Sure honey! If you suck my dick!"

So she gets down on him but something is wrong. She pops her head up and says: "Dad! This tastes like shit!"

"Oh yeah, I forgot," says the father. "I already gave your brother the car for tonight."

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    • Moan moan moan moan and I moan more moan again moan moan and again and ×1000000.

    I heard that the numbers on the front of your credit card represent the number of minutes until you meet the 💕 love of your life!💕

    And the 3 numbers on the back represent the month and day you make it official!!

    Comment those numbers to lock it in!!😄

    Damn bro, are you Gold, Titanium, Sulfur, Titanium, and Carbon?

    Cuz you be lookin AuTiSTiC.

    I bet you eat your cereal with water because your dad never came back with the milk.

    What did the boy with no arms get for Christmas?

    I don't know, he still hasn't opened it yet.

    One time I was with my uncle. He said to me to pass him the marble on the floor. All I heard was my butt clapping with his sausage.

    Jack and Jill went up the hill to celebrate their marriage.

    Nine months later, they happily had some use for their baby carriage.

    Two years later, they went up again, then their daughter had a brother.

    But one little secret that no one knew was that Jack and Jill share a mother.

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    • One day, during lunch, a Spanish kid came up to my other friend and asked her questions in Spanish, and when she was about to say something, I popped out and said, “GO AWAY OR I WILL SUE YOU WITH BRIANNA’S SEVEN/7 LAWYERS!!!!(AKA, her seven/7 shoes.)”

    There's nothing more depressing than a failed suicide attempt.

    What caused the Great Depression? A lack of comedians.