Worst Jokes Ever

I prank called someone saying, "SON! IT'S ME, SON! I'M COMING FOR YOU!!!" My friend next to me asked who I was calling, and I said, "the orphanage."

Whoever said white people can't jump obviously hasn't seen the 9/11 footage.

One time, little Johnny was watching TikTok, and he saw a toy that he wanted so badly, so he cleaned up the whole house and did his homework. When he was done, he saw a spill on the table. He went to the sink to grab a cloth, but when he came back, it was gone. He went to his mom's room and saw a drink with the label "daddy's drink," so he drunk it and said, "It's daddy's; he won't mind," and all day he was like the Flash. So he went back, turned the bottle around, and it said "Speedy," and then he said, "Oh, great heavens!"

Why does an orphan use water for his cereal?

He is waiting for his dad with the milk.

I said to the emo girl, "She gets jealous every time her phone dies."

Yo mama so fat, she went outside and became the sun.

I was going to tell a joke about a mirror, but it seems that I'm looking at one.

How does an orange 🍊 go into a crowded restaurant?

By squeezing his way in.

How many lesbians does it take to change a light bulb? None, they can't change anything.

I am just kidding, you know gay jokes aren't funny, come on guys.

I murdered my friend's brother because he kept saying "HEE HEE" like Michael Jackson when I was trying to have a serious conversation. I just found out he was disabled. That's a THRILLER.

Anyone remember the following?

2 7 73 53.

I'll give you time, figure it out.

Did you hear that oxygen and magnesium hooked up last night?

OMg!

Guys, you shouldn't joke about 9/11.

My great-uncle died that day. Best damn pilot in Iraq.

Yo momma is so fat, when she fell I was not laughing, but the sidewalk cracked up.

What is red, orange, and yellow but doesn’t feel anything when it falls? Autumn leaves. 🍁

My mom was telling me about different pastas. So many pastabilities!

What’s a 5 letter word that starts with a ‘P’ that girls love to get their hands on? 😏

My enemy likes to act like he’s stupid sometimes, and so once he asked me what a sin was, and I responded with, “you.”

I found two of the same Lego Duplo sets, so I called ‘em “Duplocates.”