Worst Jokes Ever
Yo mama so hairy, she braids her elbows.
Yo mama so ugly, when she looks in a mirror, it says, "Viewer discretion advised!"
Yo mama so ugly people dress up as her on Halloween.
Yo mama so hairy, her knuckles have sideburns.
Yo mama so fat, she eats with three utensils: a knife, spoon, and a forklift.
Yo mama so fat, when she talks to herself, it’s a long-distance call.
Yo mama's so fat her belly button has an echo.
Every time someone calls me fat I get so depressed I cut myself...
A piece of cake.
Relationships are like fat people.
Most of them don’t work out.
You know you’re getting fat when you sit in the bath, and the water in the bath rises.
I thought gender reveal parties were only for newborns, not for teenagers.
Why can't orphans play baseball? Cause they can't go to home base. 😈
We really should erect a statue of the guy who killed Hitler.
I just watched a documentary about Adolf Hitler.
He sure was a popular guy. Everywhere he went, people shouted “Hi Hitler” and gave him a little wave.
I kinda feel sorry for Hitler.
Looking back at some old photos of him, his friends always left him hanging when he went for a high-five.
Joe Mama so weird, she cut her hair in a squiggly diggly haircut.
Please encourage me to do suicide! ;P
My friends told me to stop making suicide jokes, so I hanged on.
I told a joke and someone said, "no one asked." Then I said, "no one would care to even ask."
Yoo! I found a $100 bill, found a child who said they lost their $100 bill. Gave them $25.
When God gives you glory, you give it back.