Worst Jokes Ever

I'm no astronomer, but I’m pretty sure the Earth revolves around the sun... not you.

Why was Tickle Me Elmo upset when he left the factory?

Because they only gave him one test tickle.

In my science class we were watching a video, and for no reason at all, it started talking about Black Lives Matter, and my friend leaned over and whispered, “White lives matter more!”

So Mungus.

What did the dog say to the cat? Ruff!

Why was the cookie angry? Because someone ate the chips!

What is the similarity between Hitler and orphans?

They both don't have parents.

What’s the difference between cancer and my abusive stepdad?

My stepdad did beat cancer.

Last post for today, but I had to say one more thing! Tomorrow I am going to Six Flags, and I am literally so excited! It is going to be so much fun. Hope you guys have a good MLK JR. day! Woohooo!

Quote Of The Day: Where there is no struggle, there is no strength.

Love you guys, and hope today was amazing!

Peace out! <3

Next time you see a Brit, go up to them and say:

"Imagine losing a 'Tea Party in Boston.'"

What’s an orphan's favorite beer?

Foster's.

What does Biden do? He does you.

What does do something useful unlike you?

What is the difference between an Apple and an orphan?... One always gets picked.

Why do people make orphan jokes... their parents will get mad... oh wait, never mind, please continue.

I asked my friend how long I can be in the sky. He said if you are emo, then forever.

Why is emo grass better than normal grass?

Emo grass is gonna cut themself.

Why can't orphans play baseball?

'Cause there's no home base...

Bro, tampons look like sperms, and they go up your coochie.

What is an epileptic's least favorite superhero? The Flash.