80+ Best New York Jokes - Page 5 - Worst Jokes Ever

Family

Anonymous · 5 years ago

The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.

Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."

Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"

Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."

Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"

Chess

Tojo · 5 years ago

Why are Americans so bad at chess?

Because they lost two towers.

Rapper

TaylorSwiftBoat · 1 year ago

Bro how are my favorite rappers gonna make good music if they can’t pop PERKIES

A news article from The New York Times with the headline "E.P.A. Bans Cancer-Causing Chemicals Used in Dry Cleaning". The date is Dec. 9, 2024, 7:26 a.m. ET. It shows an image of a person working in a dry cleaning facility.

Ghost

kek · 7 years ago

Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?

Harlem, New York.

Pepperoni Pizza

THATS SO TOUGH · 6 years ago

Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.

Flight Simulator

Supra · 6 years ago

What’s New York’s favorite game?

2001 flight simulator.

World Trade Center

JaBe mistr 😃 · 1 year ago

Washington

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A weather map showing a storm system resembling a phallic shape pointing toward the Carolinas. Text on the image includes “Looks like the Carolinas are going to get pounded....” along with labeled locations: “New York”, “Washington”, “Raleigh”, and “cksonville”.

Time

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

Supermarket

Cosmo idk · 10 months ago

A screenshot of a satirical online news article. The image shows an older woman wearing a dark head covering (hijab), holding her forehead in distress while standing in the refrigerated aisle of a supermarket. The headline reads: "Tragic: Mamdani's Auntie Slightly Uncomfortable At Supermarket After Australian Terror Attack." The article excerpt mentions the New York City Mayor-elect Zohr.

Lightning

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

An image depicting three people, stylized with glowing eyes and mouths, surrounded by intense purple lightning. The person in the foreground is screaming with a bright blue glow from their mouth. Behind them, to the left, a person with glasses laughs with glowing eyes, and to the right, another person smirks with glowing eyes, wearing a hoodie that partially reads 'NEW YOR'. The number '657' is prominently displayed at the bottom, also enveloped in purple lightning.

Tower

R3Y · 2 years ago

The image shows two panels. The upper panel depicts the New York Twin Towers with cartoonish buttocks added to their base. The lower panel shows two towers and a person with a beard and a white headdress. The towers have faces and are looking back at the person with shocked looks on their faces.

World Trade Center

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A bar chart showing the height of the World Trade Center in feet. The chart has three bars for the years 2000, 2001, and 2002. In 2000 and 2001, the bar is at roughly 1800 feet, but in 2002, the bar is near zero.

Clock

Chri5 · 3 years ago

We are getting rather close guys.

The image shows a screenshot of a news article about a clock in New York that now displays the time remaining instead of the current time. Below is the Tom cat from Tom and Jerry looking confused with the text "hol up".

Rent

Heroin Monkey · 2 years ago

A woman's mugshot below a newspaper headline that reads, "'Long Live Chairman Mao!' woman shouts as she decapitates her landlord with a Samurai Sword for raising her rent."

Man

Heroin Monkey · 1 year ago

The image shows a split-screen. On the left, a man is being arrested by two police officers. On the right, there is a collapsed parking garage with cars scattered among the debris. The text overlay at the top reads, 'New York man arrested in connection of parking garage collapse after giving homeless people pickaxes and telling them there was a lost crack stash'.

Education

Willy b · 6 months ago

Three men, notably Michael Sheen as the Twilight character Aro, edited into rural, stereotypical Southern attire including flannel shirts and overalls, while standing in a grand hall with expressions of haughty superiority. The text reads 'Alabama after finding out their student's math and English scores are higher than New York and California'.

Time

Your local comrade · 2 years ago

🎵There's a star-man waiting in the sky🎵

In a comic book style image, Superman flies with other heroes in the background. Text in the foreground reads: "Me traveling back in time to tell Americans there will be a big tsunami on 9/11/2001, and to survive it, they have to climb up to the two tallest buildings in New York."

World

Chunke Monke · 2 years ago

A hand-drawn map of the USA with several regions labeled. It reads: How the rest of the world sees USA: New York, what?, Los Angeles, yee haw, Disney World.

Airplane

Germanuser · 2 years ago

Flappy Bird in 2001

The image depicts a scene from the video game Flappy Bird, but the pipes have been replaced with the Twin Towers. An airplane is flying through the sky. The bottom of the image shows a skyline of New York City including the Statue of Liberty. There are also some stars at the top of the image.

Community talk

Anonymous

Happy New Years the ball just droped for the New York time zone about 5 minutes ago, another year away from fucking 2020 and another step forward, one small step for man one giant leap for mankind.