Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
What do Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common?
They both walk(ed) over the Twin Towers.
You can play Jenga in two places now: New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers.) They probably have Jenga tournaments there every year.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
When your plane heads for New York...
The best football game was the Jets against the Twin Towers.
I walked up to some Arabs and said "Alawakba," then here came the second tower.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff?
Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!
The Twin Towers traded planes with Afghanistan. The only thing is Afghanistan got scammed.
Why were the World Trade Center so mad? Because they ordered 3 pizzas, but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address.
Twin towers are like genders there used to be 2
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days.
But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
The woman had a dick, lol, it's your mom ahahahahahaha, yeah YOU! Jhon man! In New York City I am on to you! I will be under your bed tonight lol get a bodyguard!
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
Yo' mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: "Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?"
