The twin towers are like crippled legs once they break they can’t be fixed
i walked up to some Arabs and said alawakba, then here came the second tower.
How did people know the 9/11 victims had a lot of dandruff? Their head and shoulders were all over New York City!!
the twin towers traded planes with Afghanistan only thing is Afghanistan got scammed
Why were the world trade center so Mad because They ordered 3 pizzas but 2 came in plane and 1 went to the wrong address
we used to be the tallest buildings in new york...
then we took an arab to the knee
Twin towers are like genders there used to be 2
You don't usually see strap-hangers carrying newspapers these days. But one guy with the New York Times is seen getting on a crowded F Train. He notices a single seat not taken. Suspicious, he gets closer and sniffs it out. The seat is discolored but dry. Throwing caution to the winds, he removes a section from the paper and sets it down to buffer the spot from his behind. He sits down, stretches his feet and yells out: "Try sitting on your smartphones, suckers!"
I just read that someone in New York gets stabbed every 52 seconds. Poor guy.
What's the similarities between the New York Jets and the World Trade Center? They both fall I'm September.
Dear Victims.....äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building...äh Amazing City. Theres online but 2000 there ware two Towers.....äh Restaurants. We Hijack the plane....äh Hi Jack. Jack is my Co-pilot and i said hello. Don‘t scream...History Repea..äh.. History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport“💀
What do you call New York City? A human Zoo
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yo'mama sometimes always happens to let you know you're back in New York -- like the way people order in a restaurant: 'Could you take my order before Jesus gets back? What's the matter with you? I've evolved into another species here, you understand? I can't eat clam chowder no more. I gotta see the cyborg menu, you understand?'
What does the child with no hands got for christmas? Unknown he hasn't opened it yet.
What does a homeless man in new york got for christmas? Hypothermia.
Q: Why did the chicken cross the road?
A: To get the Chinese Daily! Get it? I don't either- I get the New York Times!
what is the the main group of teens in a west side story? New York jets
The 🦅 asked the female eagle what did you eat l ate NEW York hot dogs
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What do you call a three humped camel.
A prostitute from new york
