New York jokes
All aboard the Magic School Bus! We are going to New York. The second tower has been hit.
What pizza did the Twin Towers order?
A plain one.
Why are Americans so bad at chess?
Because they lost two towers.
An African man was walking in New York when he saw a sign that said, "Watch out for children."
He started laughing hysterically, then a white man asked him, "Why are you laughing?"
He said, "In Africa, they would never put up a sign like that."
The Trump family are flying from New York to DC when Donald looks down on the cities below.
Trump: "I think I’ll throw a $1000 bill out the window and make some American happy."
Melania: "Oh honey, why not throw ten $100 bills out the window and make ten Americans happy?"
Ivanka: "Even better daddy, throw 100 ten dollar bills out the window and make 100 people happy."
Pilot: "Why don’t you all jump out the window and make the whole country happy?"
Why were the Twin Towers mad? Because they ordered pepperoni pizza, but all they got was plane.
My dad is Al-Qaeda, and he even took a plane trip to New York in 2001.
Where are you not allowed to go trick or treating as a ghost?
Harlem, New York.
How do you scare a lot of people in New York?
Open a mobile hotspot named "Delta Inflight Wifi."
You: "Captain, where is this plane going?"
Captain: "New York, 175 Greenwich Street."
Orphan: Where are my parents?
God: New York City.
Orphan: But they used to live in China.
What's Al-Qaeda's favorite sports team?
The New York Jets.
I just watched a 9/11 documentary on a plane. Man next to me said, "You know we're going to New York, right?" I told him I just wanna know what I got into.
Dear Victims... äh Passengers, we are flying now from Ryadh to New York. Amazing Building... äh Amazing City. There's online, but 2000 there were two Towers... äh Restaurants. We hijack the plane... äh Hi Jack. Jack is my co-pilot, and I said hello. Don‘t scream... History Repea... äh... History never comes back, we are now flying back to the Airport. 💀
The 🦅 asked the female eagle, "What did you eat?"
"I ate New York hot dogs."
We used to be the tallest buildings in New York...
Then we took an Arab to the knee.
I have the heart of a lion and a lifetime ban at the New York Zoo.
Has anybody noticed that the New York City football team is the New York Jets? They sure know how to scare the Twin Towers.
What do you call New York City?
A human zoo.
What’s New York’s favorite game?
2001 flight simulator.