Bin Laden’s kid comes sad from school. “Dad I got an F in Geography class!” “Why is that?” “The teacher asked me what’s the tallest building in New York and I said ‘Empire State Building’” Bin Laden waits a moment and then replies, “Let dad handle this one.”
On 9/11 the new yorks lost to the jets
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The last time I had flying lessons I hit some building in Manhattan. Then my Uncle got shot in 2008. Darn...
H: *walks into bedroom* Why are you packing your bags?
W: I heard in New York women get paid $400 for what I do for you for free.
*Later that day*
W: *walks into the bedroom to see husband packing his bags* What are you doing?
H: I’m going with you. I want to see how you live off of $800 a year.
Recently I've found out my wife has been cheating on me for the past 3 weeks with a baker down town in Manhattan, New York thinking I wouldn't find out. Irony of it all, she received a yeast infection.
Just remembering the day when the Jets beat the New York Giants
Scoucer at ground zero just after the twin towers fell asks a passer by what time is it mate? American replys thats a mad accent were are you from ? Scoucer says liverpool american oh what state is that in? Scoucer looks around and says about the same state as this mate but what time is it?
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Time to go to New York to visit the twin towers.
They’re already getting closer
My dad is Aal-Qaeda and he even took a plane trip to new york in 2001.
When the C.I.A. raided Osama Bin Laden’s house, they found steam on his computer this means he was a gamer. He raged a little too hard and went for New York.
i'm a pilot and my boss told me to fly people to new york so i flew them to new york and hit the towers that was a tragic story
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What does Philippe Petit and New York citizens have in common
they both walk over the twin towers
Why didn’t twin towers like there pizza
Cause it was plain
when your plane heads for new york
You can play Jenga in 2 place now New York and Miami (Chaplin Towers:) they prolly have jenga tournaments they’re every year
How do you scare alot of people in New York? Open a mobile Hotspot named delta in flight wifi.
The best football game was the jets against the New York giants
