5+ Best Washington Memes - Worst Jokes Ever

New York

A weather map showing a storm system resembling a phallic shape pointing toward the Carolinas. Text on the image includes “Looks like the Carolinas are going to get pounded....” along with labeled locations: “New York”, “Washington”, “Raleigh”, and “cksonville”.

Hippo

The meme shows a news headline stating "Hippo swallows 2-year-old whole, then spits him out alive," followed by an image of a hippo with the text "My bad bro" and an image of a Wojak baby with the text "All good."

Official

The image features the famous oil painting 'Washington Crossing the Delaware' by Emanuel Leutze, showing George Washington standing heroically in a boat filled with soldiers navigating through ice. Above the painting, the text reads: 'Christmas night, 1776. George Washington crosses the Delaware River to kill government officials in their sleep bc they taxed his tea at 3%.'

Taco

A wooden box propped up by a stick, with a pile of tacos underneath. A news article about Donald Trump's supposed plan to round up immigrants is overlaid on top of the image.

Furry

A close-up image of a person wearing a costume resembling George Washington with wide eyes and a surprised expression. The text on the image reads: "George Washington time traveling to 2023 and seeing furries for the first time."

Politician

A screenshot of a satirical news article featuring a photo of Mitch McConnell. The headline reads: 'Republican Congressmen Worried Trans Member Might Make Coke Orgies Awkward'. The article excerpt states: 'WASHINGTON, D.C. - Multiple Republican senators and representatives expressed worry that adding trans members to Congress would make their monthly coke...'

America

Miku will make America great again

Case

A screenshot of a Wikipedia article titled 'Enumclaw horse sex case.' The article details a 2005 incident where Kenneth D. Pinyan died from internal injuries after engaging in bestiality with a stallion. The article mentions other participants, James Michael Tait and Douglas Spink, and discusses the legal changes in Washington state prompted by the incident, including making bestiality a Class C felony. A map shows the location of Enumclaw, Washington State.

T Rex

The image shows a newspaper headline that says "The T. Rex may have been a lot smarter than you thought" written by Dino Grandoni from The Washington Post.

Jokes

George Washington

Q: If George Washington was alive today, what would he do?

A: Scratch mercilessly at the coffin walls, while screaming at the top of his lungs!

Yo mama

Yo mama is so fat, she sat on a quarter and popped a booger out of George Washington's nose.

Lighthouse

The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:

"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."

The commander starts answering:

"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"

"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"

"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"

After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:

"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"

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