Never jokes
I will never understand why manslaughter is illegal.
Men should be able to laugh at whatever they want.
Son: Dad, if I told you I was gay, would you still love me?
Dad: Don’t be silly son, you were an accident. I never loved you in the first place.
What show do orphans never watch?
"Fuller House."
Wolf looks like a fox.
It has the sharpest claws.
It has a bushy tail.
To eat, it doesn't fail.
It has a coat of red.
My grandmother has said,
It hunts in search of food.
It is never, never good!
My dad is like a unicorn.
He's never here. :c
A man is on his death sentence, and he gets to choose his last meal.
He asks his guard for a McDonald's Ice Cream, and lives a very long life. They never found a working machine.
Never kill an orphan, because then that will end their misery.
I've spent most of my life avoiding conflict. That's why I'm never intending to visit Syria.
I think my dad's gay because he goes out with his mates to get milk but never returns.
Why do orphans look at a house for so long?
'Cause they never had one.
What's the one upside to being an orphan?
You never have to worry about your jokes being family friendly.
Me: "WYD?"
Her: "Just dealing with a lot: depression, anxiety, and the feeling that I'll never be enough."
Me: "Without me? Lol"
Why was the rapper always in good shape?
Because he never skipped a beat!
Why can’t you have a proper conversation with a gay person?
They’re never straight with you.
My dad never came back with the milk. My mom told me he's in the army.
I wish death was in the form of a woman.
That way, it would never come for me.
Roses are red.
My soul is black.
I am never getting my dad back.
"I miss you.
Being happy was never that hard without you..."
Someone's dad: You think he/she wants to join me? I didn't get the milk...
I looked this quote up, but it really is a good thing, just for starters.
"Sometimes you will never know the VALUE of a moment until it becomes a MEMORY."
How many hipsters does it take to screw in a lightbulb?
It's some weird number. You probably never heard of it.