dentist: open up sir
me:so..i hate my life my family my sisters my dog my cat and i tried to take a bath with my toaster but my dog took it that's why i hate my dog and my cat died trying to chew my rope it choked.....yea
dentist: i.. meant your mouth .. so i can clean your teeth
me: :O ohhhh my bad
dentist : do u need help??
me: yep
dentist:...
me: ....
who even needs white jokes...
Yes I have gained weight, I have also gained more brains, do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why couldn’t the underaged orphan get on an adult only website. Because you need your parents consent.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage
Son:why
Father:you’ll need them there
ur mama so fat she needs two watches because shes in diffrent time zones
why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? becuse it needed lemin ade(not the cool tipe of sick the one where you are in the hospital)lemin ade 1st ade
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
Im so friking dumb even i need joe mama so fricking bad
Knock knock who’s there little old lady little old lady who little old lady u don’t need to yodel about it yodel whoo yodel whoo
Yo mama so fat when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight not your phone number.”
Your hairline’s so far back you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn’t find it.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long but boy it's awfully sad Althought I came from a hole (Althought I came from a hole) I'm singin right from the soul (I'm singin roight from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And someobody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha I'm takin a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
yall need to add more jokes
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Ring Ring Hi I've been needing to call you your hairline has been found by dora after 25 years
