Need

Need Jokes

I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.

Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!

I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.

Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"

If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?

Not a joke, but this needs saying. Please can someone do something about all the pedo posts on here. It’s honestly just nasty.