Need jokes
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
We need skinwalker jokes.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!
If a person kills their counselor, does that mean that they don't need therapy anymore?
Your mom is so fat that she doesn't need WiFi because she is worldwide.
What does a blind man and a PS4 have in common?
They both need to make sounds to be recognized.
Guys, help! I need advice to confess to my crush. I'm being for real right now, guys, help!
People in wheelchairs need to stand up for themselves.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Are you a professor? I have a theory about sex that I need to test on someone.