Need jokes
Why are orphans so gay?
They need to be more gay!
What did the twin tower say to the other?
"I need to catch this plane."
In the hospital, they need to keep the disabled patients' rooms cooler than the other patients' rooms.
Why?
They need to keep the vegetables cool and crisp.
Women treat me like a god.
They ignore me till they need something.
Your hairline legit looks like the Himalayan mountain range, except you need binoculars to find it.
All these 9/11 jokes need to stop.
My uncle died in 9/11. At least he died doing what he loves: flying planes.
Why can't orphans go on game shows?
You need a family member.
Knock knock.
Who's there?
Isabell?
Isabell really needs to go on a bicycle.
A guy gives labor to a baby girl and a boy twins. The doctor said but the lady was like,
"Ugh, why do I need my husband to be in labor and I want a girl, not a boy, just a girl!"
The lady passed out 😵 and then found out she was in a coma. The man who was in labor died. The two babies got a nanny, an evil one. The nanny killed the babies on their first birthday.
I think I need to kiss your butt.
Mia’s mother has 5 kids: Lilly, Abby, Alexa, Mila, and.... Q: Who is last? A: Mia.
Knock, knock. Who’s there? Little old lady. Little old lady who? Little old lady, you don’t need to yodel about it!
We need skinwalker jokes.
I was sad because I had no shoes, until I met a man who had no feet.
Then I was even sadder, because that lucky guy didn't even *need* shoes!
How do you get a million fans?
Just run through Africa with a bottle of water.
I was horrified when my wife told me that my six-year-old son wasn't actually mine. Apparently, I need to pay more attention during school pick-up.
"I told my black friend a joke. I told him he needs to lighten up!"
Brinnia so fat when she stepped on a scale, it said, "I need a bigger one."
Your mom is so fat that when she went on the scale, it said, "I need your weight, not your phone number!"
Why did the orphan go to church?
Because they need a father.
YOOO, does anyone need an ark? I know a guy!