Need jokes
How do you rape a feminist? Tell her you are a woman and she will let you do whatever. You won't even need to force it.
What do you call someone with notorious special needs and an extra chromosome?
The double trouble.
Why is your hairline so put back it's looking like it was slapped by Will Smith and it needs to be fixed?
Dentist: Open up, sir.
Me: So... I hate my life, my family, my sisters, my dog, my cat, and I tried to take a bath with my toaster, but my dog took it. That's why I hate my dog. And my cat died trying to chew my rope; it choked... Yea.
Dentist: I... meant your mouth... so I can clean your teeth.
Me: :O Ohhhh, my bad.
Dentist: Do you need help??
Me: Yep.
Dentist: ...
Me: ....
Who even needs white jokes?
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why couldn’t the underage orphan get on an adult-only website? Because you need your parents' consent.
Father: I am taking your toys to the orphanage.
Son: Why?
Father: You’ll need them there.
Ur mama so fat she needs two watches because she's in different time zones.
Why did the sick juice tree go to the hospital? Because it needed lemin-ade (not the cool type of sick, the one where you are in the hospital). Lemin-ade 1st ade.
Woah man, you need to take a step back. Your hairline did, so I am sure you can.
I'm so friking dumb, even I need Joe Mama so fricking bad.
Knock, knock.
Who's there?
Little old lady.
Little old lady who?
Little old lady, you don't need to yodel about it. Yodel who? Yodel who?
Yo mama so fat, when she got on the scale it said, “I need your weight, not your phone number.”
Your hairline's so far back, you need binoculars to see it.
Man, your hairline is so far back, archaeologists couldn't find it.
I'm just a prom night dumpster baby I got no mam or dad. Prom night dumpster baby My story isn't long, but boy, it's awfully sad. Although I came from a hole (Although I came from a hole) I'm singin' right from the soul (I'm singin' right from the soul)
My fanny needs a blanket And somebody to spank it I miss my mam But she's at the prom So I'm prom night dumpster baby Prom night dumpster baby
And I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll) Hahaha, I'm takin' a stroll (He's taking a stroll)
Y'all need to add more jokes.
How is sex like air?
It’s not a big deal unless you aren’t getting any.
Follow me if you need advice, or just follow me.
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