Need jokes
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
A brother and sister were hanging out, and the brother was sad, so the sister asked why. The brother replies with, "I think I need to break up with you!"
If your uncle Jack needed help getting off of a horse, would you help your uncle Jack off a horse?
Titanic: ight, I need a place to CRASH tonight.
Your hairline is so bad when you need a role model who has been having a tough life, you go to your barber.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
My four conditions:
1. I need coffee.
2. I need vacation.
3. I need food.
4. I need tape, axe, saw, bag, shovel, and an alibi.
Man, I don’t need Viagra when I see Mara!
My doctor said I need to lose calories, so I got a piece of paper, wrote "calories," and lit it on fire.
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.