Need jokes
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Cāmon cāmon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
āTil I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they donāt need a home button.
Police: Come with me, Iām taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I donāt need to take you home.
Memes
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why canāt orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
My mom was cooking dinner and asked me if I could get her a cutting board.
"No, I need you to take off your shirt and lay on the island so I can cut some chicken."
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
If a man and a woman need a marriage license to get married, does a lesbian couple need a liquor license to get married?
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
I heard you were looking for a stud. I have the STD, and all I need is U.
Yes, I have gained weight. I have also gained more brains. Do you want some? You talk like you definitely need some more.
Why canāt orphans go on field trips?
Because they need a parent signature.
Yo mama so fat that she doesn't need the internet, she is worldwide.
I need a hug.
*hugs train*
Yo mama is so fat that when she was at school, they needed a satellite to take her school photo.