Need jokes
I was an orphan as a kid, but I have never had a bitch, so I asked this cheerleader to homecoming, and she said, "Mofo, you are only coming to hoco because you need a home to go to!"
F*** man, I just need a f***ing loli to walk all over me!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
Don't flirt when there is Life Alert!
Edna: Hey there big boy!
Big boy: You need to stop doing this.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
Yo mama so fat, she needs 17 iPhones to take a selfie.
You ever try sexting with AI? Every time I type “I’m coming,” it replies, “Coming where? Need directions?”
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"