Need jokes
Your hairline is so far back I need binoculars to see it!
To whoever stole my antidepressants, why do you need them?
Police: Come with me, I’m taking you home.
Orphan: Well, we need to find them first.
Police: Then I don’t need to take you home.
My sister said that I need to stop with the audited butt:
I got it from her when I was born.
🎵Penaldo Thrills🎵
C’mon c’mon turn the VAR on.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
Gotta dive and cry some more.
It's Penalty time and it won't be long.
‘Til I Hit the floor and dive alot.
Cry some more and dive alot. That all I need, because I got u my love, Penalty.
Memes
Yo mama so fat, she needs two watches for each timezone.
What do you call a kid with special needs with a gun? Special Forces.
New Gen iPhones are designed for orphans, because they don’t need a home button.
America: "WE NEED MORE AMMO!"
Japan: "We are the ammo."
I wonder if Stephen Hawking was an organ donor because I need new parts for my go-kart.
What did the orphan say to his stepmom?
"I need help."
Why can’t orphans pick up their phone after school?
Because they need their parents to go pick it up.
Why are Amoebas so bad at math?
Because, when they need to multiply, they divide.
My 1 year old nephew had a stroke. I know, sounds bad... but he would have needed to learn how to speak and walk anyways.
Your tits look heavy. Need help holding them up?
Free service for tit holding!
I went to visit my friend who is a stand up comedian and I asked him, "Why do you have so much art supplies, clothing fabrics, and building supplies in your basement?"
He responded with, "I don't know what it is people think I need it all for, but almost every time I perform, people tell me I need new material!"
I took a special needs child to a shooting range.
Poor bastard had no idea which direction to run in.
What do you call a fudge packer who has special needs?
A gay black male that has Down Syndrome.
Everyone tells me I need to stop making prostitute jokes.
I guess they're whore-ible.
My family is like treasure; you need a map and a shovel to find them.