PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
PERSON: I need to go so bad!
TOILET: Long time no pee!!!
Stephen Hawking is not dead he justs need to charge
You aren’t alone. If you ever need to chat I’m here. From one person to another. I hate this condition. I wish we didn’t struggle
There were once three brothers, Shit, Shut up and Manners. One day Shit got hit by a car. Shut up went to find help at the local police station whilst Manners tried to help Shit. When Shut up got to the police station he says "my brother has just been hit by a car." The policeman replied with "OK then first I need to know your name." "Shut up" "No, I need to know your name." "Shut up." "Excuse me but where are your manners." "Round the corner picking up shit."
What is the difference between Jesus and a painting of Jesus? You’ll only need a single nail to hang the picture frame-up
you dont need a parachute to go skydiving you only need a parachute to go skydifing twice
Imagine being such a low life that u need people to roast u to have stuff to do
What does a broken down vegetable say? I need new wheels.
I was laughing my ass off when the 12 year old child realized the door to my basement was unlocked, and he didn't need to cannibalize his two friends in a desperate attempt for survival 🤣🤣🤣
I rate you 9 out of 10 because I’m the 1 u need