My family is like treasure. You need a shovel and a map to find them.
Where did Joe go after getting lost on the mine field? Everywhere.
The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:
"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."
The commander starts answering:
"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"
"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"
"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"
After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:
"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"
Why cant orphans use a phone?
Cause they cant find the home button
I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.
Why did a orphan go on google maps? To try and find there parents.
Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.
What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?
The sea.
i saw a website for orphans, it was a bit confusing because i could not find the home page.
We got a. Number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend’s gone down, I revived him now we’re heading southbound! Now we’re in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!
Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?
'Cause they don't know where the home page is.
The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.
You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.
It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.
What do you call a droid that takes the long way around? R2 Detour
A guy walks into an AA meeting and ask for a road map.
there was a man he took a right he took another right he took a last right why did he stop
You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?
Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.
Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.
Shipmate: captain, there’s an iceberg and we need to steer around it right now! Captain:my momma didn’t raise no pussy. Either that iceberg is gonna move or I am.
