Navigation jokes

The US Navy Atlantic Fleet is closing in on the North American shores. Suddenly a blip on the radar appears and the radio starts crackling:

"Hello, please divert to 5° East to avoid collision. Thank you."

The commander starts answering:

"No, you divert 5° West to avoid collision. Over!"

"Sorry, sir, you are the one who should divert to 5° East! Over!"

"Listen to me, you asshole! We are the USS Washington, and we have an entire fleet at our disposal, and be sure we'll use all means necessary to keep ourselves safe!"

After a moment of silence, the radio crackled again:

"In case you still haven't figured out, we can't move BECAUSE THIS IS A LIGHTHOUSE!"

Why can't orphans use a phone?

Because they can't find the home button.

I made a website for orphans, but sadly it didn’t have a home page.

Why did an orphan go on Google Maps?

To try and find their parents.

Your forehead is so big you could have put an H for Kobe to land on.

What part of the Earth does Helen Keller not have?

The sea.

My sister said that if you go to a random person's door, the sister will all Waze open it.

I saw a website for orphans. It was a bit confusing because I could not find the homepage.

"We got a number one victory royale, yeah Fortnite we boutta get down! Get down! Ten kills on the board right now, just wiped out tomato town! My friend's gone down, I revived him now we're heading southbound! Now we're in the pleasant park street, look at the map, go to the marked sheet!"

Why can't orphans see all these jokes on this website that we're posting?

'Cause they don't know where the home page is.

The orphanage was open in apps, but I didn’t see the home button.

You are my compass; without you, I’m lost.

It's tricky when you're both a moth and a sea captain in charge of a ship, but up ahead, you see a lighthouse.

A blind man walks into a bar...

And then a chair.

And then a table.

What do you call a droid that takes the long way around?

R2 Detour.

A guy walks into an AA meeting and asks for a road map.

There was a man. He took a right. He took another right. He took a last right. Why did he stop?

You are walking through the woods when you cross a woman who has been raped and beheaded. What is the first thing you do?

Check your map, you’re obviously going in circles.

Why doesn’t Ganon search the web very often? Because there’s too many links.

Q: What kind of building weighs the least?

A: A lighthouse!